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The Last Word

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Hey DSK, do u stand over the subway hot air extraction vents on the street like Marylin Monroe?

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i can iif u want me to!

now you're talking, oh, and i like the el' natural look.

Hey guys , the "genitalia obsessed" thread is three

doors down on the right.

then cover me, im going in.....

If you want to know about genitals I had a friend who compared mt testes to tesco carrier bags

If you want to know about genitals I had a friend who compared mt testes to tesco carrier bags

yeh, flimsy, see through, and no good for carrying your goods :o

Sure, whatever...

Come on then BigBoy, i'm here you cowardly Lion :o

Surely I get last word today seeing as its my Birthday?

Surely I get last word today seeing as its my Birthday?

Course you can Soph and happy birthday :o

Doh, you'll have to post again, to get the last word :D

I never got it on mine and you don't want it either - who wants The Last Word on their birthday - surely there must be something better to do than post on an internet forum on your birthday night!! That's the way I looked at it!

Come on then BigBoy, i'm here you cowardly Lion :o

I'm here - getting The Last Word - you're not here, not getting The Last Word!!

I never got it on mine and you don't want it either - who wants The Last Word on their birthday - surely there must be something better to do than post on an internet forum on your birthday night!! That's the way I looked at it!

Oh yeah, your dead right there. Im going to start drinking now, adios amigos!

Ha ha - no Last Word for you!

Or you :o

Nor, would it seem, for you!!

Your'e probably right !!!

Mr BJ, no matter what you post I shall be there after you (until about 20 minutes when I go to bed)

That's OK then, cos i gotta go soon...............but now i'll make that in 25 minutes !! :o

D a m n you - you're like some sort of evil genius!!

Edited by The Dan Sai Kid

:o:D

But i think you are a cad my friend and you have an even more evil trap, set in your lair !!

Wotcha mean? I am one of the good guys! It's fellas like you who want to tell me your plan then leave me to die in some overly-complicated manner, but I escape and feed you to your own pet sharks.

EDIT: I give up, I'm off to bed. You may have won this battle, but I'll be back!!

Edited by The Dan Sai Kid

Ah ha, so now i have un-covered your plot. Feed me to my own Sharks indeed, i'll foil that plan right away. Back in 5 minutes, just off to give my Sharks, 28 tins of Pedigree Chum and 2 bags of Winnalot ! Don't know why but they love the stuff !!

Edit// blast he's given up whilst i was posting and i've now wasted all that Pedigree Chum and Winnalot !!

Edited by mrbojangles

I'll just post this while you feed your sharks.

Well DSK's gone off to bye-byes (neatly folding his g-string

on the chair before retiring) and Bojo has probably slipped

on the water around the pool and is shark chum by now so

I'll just slip in here and have :

The last word

:o

Yawn, I'm not sleeping yet!

Computer off , lights out and got to sleep or

I'll tell your mother.

:o

It's morning in Yankland.........whoopie &%R&%^& doo.

It's morning in Yankland.........whoopie &%R&%^& doo.

Well get off to work then!

Don't be wasting your time here.

We have Google earth in LOS.

I could tell your boss that "sorry I'm late but

the traffic was unbelievable" was BS with

pictures to prove it.

Don't try me on this one !

:o

PS

Edit for an afterthought.

Ain't life a bitch with this global economy

and time zones and shit.

You've just outlasted two tossers on two

continents and some bugger on a third

continent wakes up.

Almost make you think you can't win.

But not quite.

Edited by farangsay

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