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The Last Word

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Animal & Bird Avatars seem to be the most predominate on this page.

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Almonds TLW

ah nuts

Rude !!! TLW

Rude !!! TLW

nud_e TLW

I like your thinking..............Porn TLW.

If this is becoming a 'rhyming' thread - Torn. TLW

If this is becoming a 'rhyming' thread - Torn. TLW

Popcorn. TLW

Antiscorbutics.........................Tlw

Limes........ I like limes ..........

Ma now ..... TLW

What about lemons?

Limes........ I like limes ..........

Ma now ..... TLW

English sailors got the nickname "Limeys" because since James Cook's time. He made them eat limes from Tahiti to help prevent scurvy.

Pity he didn't teach them about wearing condoms to prevent syphilis from infecting the local population. Then add in the gifts of smallpox, typhoid and the common cold and you can see why he was so popular when he returned to the Hawaiian Islands where they the natives speared him. Seems like a fair trade to me.

Cook's signet ring was lost in the shallows and the story goes that it is cursed and when found the islands will be destroyed.

tlw Cook's ring

CB

Cook's Ring !!!!.......oh dear.

Yep I can see why finding it would be traumatic

Posterior TLW

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Cook's Ring !!!!.......oh dear.

Yep I can see why finding it would be traumatic

Posterior TLW

Apparently Cook's ring has a big ruby set in it.

His ring is probably at the ocean bottom

:o

CB

Probably taken back to Uranus by aliens.

Probably taken back to Uranus by aliens.

Cook's ring? Saw it on a gay guy on the Big Island.

Tis the thing with kitchen staff............

Now now no dissing the kitchen staff

tlw proberty

Puberty.............Just Tlw

Let's not touch that subject

tlw taboo

Touching any Captain's ring is probably going to get you into trouble.

Glasshouse TLW

What about the captains log?

Smelly TLW

Sticky! TLW

I suppose it could be a yule log ?

Festive TLW.

Or a chocolate log with nuts

Hope it doesn't have mistletoe

tlw logged out

How about a real log? Lumberjack! TLW

lumberjack with AIDS,

That be the finish, TLW

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Nah they need then to hear the trees falling...........Enhanced TLW

Obscure! TLW

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