Clever Wife

[gryphon]

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the

announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the

snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio

announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park

your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get

through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer

says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then

the electric power goes out.

Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,

"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park

on so the plow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to

blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this

time?"

[Chopper]

I the words of a certain Tiger that is known to frequent these parts. ‘That was a Groaner’.

[suegha]

It certainly was!!!