Bar Owners Beware

[gryphon]

A man walked into a cafe,

>> > went to the bar and ordered a beer.

>> > "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one baht."

>> > "One Baht?" the man exclaimed.

>> > He glanced at the menu and asked:

>> > "How much for a nice juicy steak

>> > and a bottle of wine?"

>> > "10 Baht," the barman replied.

>> > "10 Baht?" exclaimed the man.

>> > "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

>> > The bartender replied:

>> > "Upstairs, with my wife."

>> > The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs

>> > with your wife?"

>> > The bartender replied:

>> > "The same thing

>> > I'm doing to his business down here."