Finn arrested on drugs charges

PATONG: Kathu Police yesterday raided the home of a Finnish man, finding the man naked and engaged in a solo sex party replete with pornographic videos and a variety of implements. They also found the drugs they were looking for.

Pol Cpl Somsak Nguanson, a police PR officer who serves as a translator for the Kathu Police, told the Gazette today that the team arrived at the man’s 7-million-baht home at Tri Trang Beach, at the southern end of Patong Bay, at about 4 pm.

The police, who had received a tip-off that the Finn, identified as Markku Ilari Helim, 40, liked to have drug-fueled sex parties at his home, presented a search warrant to the man’s maid, a Mon woman who was the only other person in the home at the time. The officers then proceeded to the man’s bedroom.

“After we knocked on his bedroom door he opened it a crack to see who was there, but shut it when he saw it was the police.

“We told him we would charge him with resisting arrest if he refused to let us in, so he opened the door. Inside, we found that he was naked and had been watching a pornographic video,” he said.

Police also found an unspecified amount of marijuana in the house, along with a small amount of ya bah (methamphetamine). The man admitted using marijuana, but told the officers that the ya bah had been left there by one of the ladyboys or bar girls who sometimes joined him for the sex parties, which he admitted hosting.

Helim was charged with drug possession and admitted the charge, Cpl Somsak said. He was released on bail after spending one night in a cell at Kathu Police Station.

-Phukett Gazette

Friday, April 7, 2006

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Woot!

No more old-fasioned wanking for me! From now on it's solo sex parties all the way baby!!!

looks like the meat beater deserved it.

He must of rubbed someone the wrong way!

If you're going to play like that around here you need 40-100K get out of jail money.

The stupid wnaker is going to get himself deported and blacklisted.

I know how he feels, my Mum caught me in the same manner when I was 17 .... feel sorry for the guy ... so, like, intrusive.

So, Does that mean there is going to be a heavily discounted 7 million baht home on the market soon???? Parties included also???

Finnish people.. Hahaha!

His arrest will lead police further up the shit supply chain and we soon hear of more arrests. Hope the head of the shit clan reads this and hunts his ass out of Thailand and then he can wait for his turn in the arrest. No crap people are needed here in Thailand. Terve suomi pojka runkarii. Translation (Hello Mastrubating Finn)