eek Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 It has come to my attention that the established forum "rules" are missing some important stipulations for being a thai visa forum member. One rule in particular seems to be to ensure that if ever you post up a thread, you must log in to respond, thank, and bestow great appreciation for responses ASAP, otherwise you will be met with distain. Woe betide you actually dont have time or even inclination (inconceivable!). Or just needed replies and then off doing whatever it is you needed advice on.So anyway, what are the seemingly unspoken rules of Thaivisa forum you can think of? #1: In order to be valid considered member, you must regularly log in, or better yet logged at all times via mobile or other device. #2: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rgs2001uk Posted July 30, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) So anyway, what are the seemingly unspoken rules of Thaivisa forum you can think of? Must be at least 60 years old, Must have at least 2 failed marriages to western women as a bare minimum, Must have been ripped off for a house and pension by said farang women, No Thai language skills required, Must have a, if the locals want to talk to me they should learn English mentality, Must wear black calf length socks, preferably with sandals. Must drink chang beer, Even better, you dont need to live here but know everything about the place, you learned this from your teelak from Booleelam and the other jaded farang misfits in the Hansum man bar. Edited July 30, 2013 by rgs2001uk 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Must be a foreigner who knows more about Thailand than the Thais. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Never, ever let facts ruin the ridiculous in any given thread............... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jocko Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Spot a troll.com is a good link. I wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mca Posted July 30, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2013 Be able to expound with complete expertise on any subject from rebuilding a nuclear reactor to chaos theory to inuit culture despite being a retired van driver from Milton keynes 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 Lest not forget the sense of humour failure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finlaco Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 So anyway, what are the seemingly unspoken rules of Thaivisa forum you can think of? Must be at least 60 years old, Must have at least 2 failed marriages to western women as a bare minimum, Must have been ripped off for a house and pension by said farang women, No Thai language skills required, Must have a, if the locals want to talk to me they should learn English mentality, Must wear black calf length socks, preferably with sandals. Must drink chang beer, Even better, you dont need to live here but know everything about the place, you learned this from your teelak from Booleelam and the other jaded farang misfits in the Hansum man bar. and must have at least 4,833 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) Must be a foreigner who knows more about Thailand than the Thais. And speaks/understands no Thai and can barely write a coherent thought in English, but figures he's innately superior to any Thai and complains if any Thai he deals with isn't fluent in English. Knows all about how the Thai police do (or don't) operate from reading equally ill-informed blather about the police on TV and watching many episodes of CSI. Goes ballistic at any erroneously perceived slight or anything misunderstood as an insult, which immediately is turned into an "all of US" versus "all of THEM" rant, but thinks it is the Thais who are overly concerned about "saving face." After staying in Thailand for years and years, still can't fathom the difference between a visa and an extension-of-stay or between a 90 day report and an extension-of-stay or between Immigrations and a consulate/embassy. Believes bad things happen only in Thailand and would never happen in the west, thus demonstrating a woeful lack of knowledge about what goes on back on his/her native soil. Edited July 30, 2013 by Suradit69 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Must forget all frienship outside the forum and always act in the best interests of ThaiVisa. This is especially important if travelling in First Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slip Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 The OP hasn't been back for hours. This is plainly a troll topic. (Sorry Eek) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Spending lazy days in shorts and a stained singlet, obviously barefoot, creeping around an old laptop awashed with Chang beer, firmly believing in superstition, but denying it in public, and, of course, being always right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plopmeister Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Perceives all other's choice of location in Thailand and lifestyle unbearable compared to their own choice of location and lifestyle to the extent that they are downright insulting ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybole Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 So anyway, what are the seemingly unspoken rules of Thaivisa forum you can think of? Must be at least 60 years old, Must have at least 2 failed marriages to western women as a bare minimum, Must have been ripped off for a house and pension by said farang women, No Thai language skills required, Must have a, if the locals want to talk to me they should learn English mentality, Must wear black calf length socks, preferably with sandals. Must drink chang beer, Even better, you dont need to live here but know everything about the place, you learned this from your teelak from Booleelam and the other jaded farang misfits in the Hansum man bar. I wear socks with sandals to prevent sunburn, I am very light skinned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awill50 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I'm a member but I do not know how to post an independent topic. All I can do is respond to others and I hardly ever do that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Blame all Thais for everything that's gone wrong in their life ever since they arrived in LOS rather than their own innate stupidity or inability to function as a normal member of the human race. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacChine Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Having your head up your ass is popular ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Must be able to pontificate at great length on any subject under the sun,without knowing sweet FA about what anybody is talking about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I'm a member but I do not know how to post an independent topic. All I can do is respond to others and I hardly ever do that. You should post more,your opinion is as good as the next persons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippybangkok Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Be able to expound with complete expertise on any subject from rebuilding a nuclear reactor to chaos theory to inuit culture despite being a retired van driver from Milton keynes Lol And bash anything which is Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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