Osama's Daughter

[Artisan]

So, Osama and his daughter sneak out of his cave in Wherethefcukistan so that he can take her down the goat path to visit the doctor for her annual check-up.

After he spends an hour reading a two year-old issue of "House and Garden" magazine, the doctor approaches him in the waiting room to discuss the results of his examination.

"Sheikh Osama" he begins, obviously disturbed and embarassed at the news he has to report, "I am terribly sorry to have to tell you that it appears that your daughter is...is..."

"Is what?" asks Osama while picking a bug nonchalantly out of his tattered beard.

"She is ... sexually active!" stammers the doctor, obviously expecting to incur the wrath of the fearsome warrior of the caves.

"Nah, not really" dismisses Osama, digging deep in his ear for that piece of wax that has been avoiding his probing long pinky fingernail for the better part of the week.

"She's not sexually active, she's just like her mother, and just lays there."

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P.S. Only joking Stan, we really know where you are!!!

[Khun Yak]

quite a good one

[suegha]