Chittychangchang Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I'm visiting a friend next week and am starting to run out of ideas for tricks/pranks/wind ups to play on him at his house. Looking for new suggestions!!! In the past i've found a shoe in the freezer( It took my foot a week to thaw out!) Beer cans tied under the exhaust etc C'mon members...I need some ammo....something different, that will shock him day's after we have left. None of that raw fish under the bed malarky either. Cheers CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 * Note to self, never invite Chitty to my house. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 * Note to self, never invite Chitty to my house. Just a bit of fun, not all my mates are the same. It's been an ongoing game for 15 years. Needs some new ideas though CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Place an ad in the paper and sell his car for a complete bargain. Obviously put his phone number as the contact number. He should receive several hundred calls over the next month. Will cost you the ad price, but worth every penny. How's that? I've got better if need be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 Place an ad in the paper and sell his car for a complete bargain. Obviously put his phone number as the contact number. He should receive several hundred calls over the next month. Will cost you the ad price, but worth every penny. How's that? I've got better if need be. That's a bit over the top for what i had in mind Kris. He could repeat that trick on me from afar, need to be careful. I would love to park a caravan full of concrete on his land and cover it in well worded graffiti. Let's keep it smaller. Cheers CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Ok, how's this, put a bottle of bubble bath in the cistern of his toilet before leaving. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan96822 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Tell him you slept with his wife. That should do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemoncake Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 send the biggest ladyboy you can find over to his house as a "gift" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post WitawatWatawit Posted August 24, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2013 Turn up with a Muslim prayer mat, ask which direction is Mecca, then start inspecting any clocks he has. Constantly look out tvhe window. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Paint a bar of soap in clear nail polish/varnish. Guaranteed never to lather no matter how much you rub. Change the contents of a shampoo bottle with sunscreen. Also guaranteed never to lather. If you want to be a total prick, exchange the shampoo for hair removal cream instead - might be a bit of a test on your friendship though. Inject some white vinegar laced with chilli down a tube of toothpaste. It will lather......and your mate will be frothing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britgent Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 How's about putting cling film over the toilet bowl, spray deep heat spray on the toilet roll or a drop of Tabasco in his contact lense holder? Sent from my i-mobile IQ 6A using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 A friend of mine rigs his own house when I visit - marbles in the medicine cabinet (I'm a Pharmacist so I'm I allowed to snoop He's drained my fuel tank He adds lemon juice to ice cubes - wonderful with single malt Waters down the whisky with tea Mentholated talc on the toilet paper Shuts the water intake off for the toilet Flushes when I shower Leaves short and curries in the bed and bath tub Sets the alarm clock in my room for 0200 Plays pipe music at 0600 Puts olive oil on my reading glasses Painted a hitler moustache on my drivers licence Calls my Mum and says I don't look well and he's worried He buys cheap dollar cologne and sprays it outside to ensure mozzies have a feast He's rubbed the blue toilet pucks on my flip flops When he visits me he disconnects all the plugs and it takes me days to reset everything and then he zaps all my DVR recordings. He'll say it's vintage port only to find out he's put wine and lots of sugar. Salt and pepper caps removed. Unscrews lightbulbs - took me years and cost me a fortune. When we go to the cinema he always buys tickets for some Shrek type movie when my heart is set on Schindlers list or the likes. I won't mention what I do for professional reasons 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 A friend of mine rigs his own house when I visit - marbles in the medicine cabinet (I'm a Pharmacist so I'm I allowed to snoop He's drained my fuel tank He adds lemon juice to ice cubes - wonderful with single malt Waters down the whisky with tea Mentholated talc on the toilet paper Shuts the water intake off for the toilet Flushes when I shower Leaves short and curries in the bed and bath tub Sets the alarm clock in my room for 0200 Plays pipe music at 0600 Puts olive oil on my reading glasses Painted a hitler moustache on my drivers licence Calls my Mum and says I don't look well and he's worried He buys cheap dollar cologne and sprays it outside to ensure mozzies have a feast He's rubbed the blue toilet pucks on my flip flops When he visits me he disconnects all the plugs and it takes me days to reset everything and then he zaps all my DVR recordings. He'll say it's vintage port only to find out he's put wine and lots of sugar. Salt and pepper caps removed. Unscrews lightbulbs - took me years and cost me a fortune. When we go to the cinema he always buys tickets for some Shrek type movie when my heart is set on Schindlers list or the likes. I won't mention what I do for professional reasons Umm, you did. Your a pharmacist right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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