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[lampard10]

A lorry going through the heart of Kent, gets stopped by the police.

' Allo, allo, allo, what 'ave we got 'ere?'

' Toilet tissue'

'What kind of toilet tissue?'

'Tinted toilet tissue'

" how much have you got?'

' Tons of tinted, toilet, tissue'

" How many tons?"

' Ten tons of tinted toilet tissue'

" Where are you going?"

' Tenderton'

" Where in Tenderton?"

' Timothy Whites & Taylors'

" So you are taking ten tons of tinted toilet tissue to Timothy Whites and Taylors in Tenderton?

'Yes"

" Why?"

'Because they're our sole agents'