monkey4u Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 A bit old for show and tell. Maybe shop assisstant was katoey Mines bigger than your's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine51 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 And was he closer to "7" or "11"? He was just testing their math skills...7 from 11 equals? 4!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfinglife Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) LOS, where you can find The ''Creme de la Creme'' of farang society. Russians are not farangs according to the Thai pecking order. Russians are classified as...well...Russians ( ****Thai language removed**** ) Edited September 5, 2013 by metisdead This is an English language forum, English is the only acceptable language, except in the Thai language forum where Thai language is allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsider Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I see stupid people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 The man is a nutter, a jerk, a pest. Look how he is dressed, sorry but on holiday or living here you have to have more respect for others. Making himself look this way most would assume he is a perv., THE MAN clearly needs help, like one way flight ticket. These types are no good to anyone, think about local kids when they see this animal, foreigners on holiday feel shy, to me it makes me sick to see a person in this state and to do this in a shop-just disgusting. Looks like a wino the type you see on the western capitols streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunque Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Let's hope he was not wearing a hat (you might need Google Translate for hat one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peung Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) I am fed up with Thai press inaccuracies. Was it 7 or 11 cashiers? Edited September 5, 2013 by Peung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDrinker Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 For all the gags, I thank you!! I'm crying with laughter reading some of these..... For all of you taking it seriously...come on lads...don't be so stiff.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Card Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Wow, with the American and now a Russian, those girls in 7-11 must be having a whale of a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeledge777 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Still wondering why Thais hates us? Because of these scumbag making us look stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskiCat Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I dont think they take Penis whether its Mastercard or Visa. Some nationalities need to be enlightened on modern stuff eh. ........................ Yes do englighten us oh englightened one... We can start a cult around yiur teachings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeyrobot Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I am not drinking Vodka anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technologybytes Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Ok, there are a lot of amusing posts here. Sadly though, this guy is obviously mentally ill and deserves compassion and help. As nobody was hurt I would hope the police could overlook his offence and make sure he gets help. I have no time for sex crimes of any category, however this guy probably should not be treated like a criminal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britinthai Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 ... The most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times . "Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free It's women who make it hard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff2258 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I imagine it's all a mistake, the poor guy went into the store simply to buy condoms and was asked what size. There was, no doubt, the usual language barrier, so the clerk used her hands to ask, like this,"How big?"arianna-huffington-how-big-will-the-huffington-post-be.jpg And the Russian said "Nyet, I've got it with me, here, look!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kommiekat Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I dont think they take Penis whether its Mastercard or Visa. Some nationalities need to be enlightened on modern stuff eh. ........................ And people from your home country have never been known to do this? In our respective countries, people have been known to do unspeakable things that are, well, unspeakable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff2258 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 ... The most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times . "Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free It's women who make it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Ok, there are a lot of amusing posts here. Sadly though, this guy is obviously mentally ill and deserves compassion and help. As nobody was hurt I would hope the police could overlook his offence and make sure he gets help. I have no time for sex crimes of any category, however this guy probably should not be treated like a criminal. My post previous was a bit strong-BUT it is what most tourists and local people feel at the sight of a guy in this state. Yes he has deep problems that have to be sorted, again visually the sight of the man makes one feel sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technologybytes Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Clearly it was a misunderstanding, a common language barrier issue - he needed a condom but could not find one in his size so was showing the helpful staff that the Kingtex was too large for him and he needed the next size down. It will all come out when he appears at Pattaya's Tourist Court. Actually I really have been asked how big my penis is in a 7-11. I was buying some condoms once (2nd road, Pattaya) and the 7/11 girl said "Mr, you want big size or small size"... there was a queue of people so I said "big please" and ended up with a pack of condoms that were too big for my average pecker !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britinthai Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Still wondering why Thais hates us? Because of these scumbag making us look stupid.Obviously you have not been or seen Thailand's mental hospitals / institutes Thailand has their fair share of fruit cakes and yes they do get out and travel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hgma Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 A reinactment? Brilliant idea. press prsent to see the girls pointing there finger at his 'gear' laughing their head off and 'THE FORCE' RED FACED IN A LINE UP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 LOS, where you can find The ''Creme de la Creme'' of farang society. Pattaya, where you can find The ''Creme de la Creme'' of farang society. I think u will find England holds that title by a long way Geography not your subject is it? Great Britain holds the title, now and for the foreseeable future. We splendid English acknowledge the unstinting assistance we receive from the Jocks, Taffies and Micks (stand fast the southern rabble). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bagwan Posted September 5, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) Still wondering why Thais hates us? Because of these scumbag making us look stupid. Thais wouldn't recognise stupid even if you shook it under their noses. Just take a good long look at the PM. Case closed. Edited September 5, 2013 by Bagwan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marell Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Don't know what the 7-11 staffers get paid....but it's not enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDrinker Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 uhhuuhuhuhuhuhhu....he said 'penis' uhhuhuuhuhuuhuhhuh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metisdead Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 A post using all caps has been removed, turn off your Caps Lock key when posting. Other nonsense posts have been removed as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDrinker Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Still wondering why Thais hates us? Because of these scumbag making us look stupid. Speak for yourself....most Thais love me, especially the 40 odd I employ...come payday at anyrate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanno Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Clearly it was a misunderstanding, a common language barrier issue - he needed a condom but could not find one in his size so was showing the helpful staff that the Kingtex was too large for him and he needed the next size down. It will all come out when he appears at Pattaya's Tourist Court. Actually I really have been asked how big my penis is in a 7-11. I was buying some condoms once (2nd road, Pattaya) and the 7/11 girl said "Mr, you want big size or small size"... there was a queue of people so I said "big please" and ended up with a pack of condoms that were too big for my average pecker !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just1Voice Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Re enactment not neccesary? along with photos showing pointing fingers??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemac Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Actually I really have been asked how big my penis is in a 7-11. I was buying some condoms once (2nd road, Pattaya) and the 7/11 girl said "Mr, you want big size or small size"... there was a queue of people so I said "big please" and ended up with a pack of condoms that were too big for my average pecker !! True story, I was in a little shop just down from Nana Plaza years ago (you know the one, opposite the Pharmacy) and I was looking at the condoms on display. The girl behind the counter said "You want large size or Thai size" ? I was tempted to drop daks and say "You be the judge"........................but I didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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