Food during lunchtime

[jbrain]

A beautiful painting entitled 'Food during lunchtime' hung on display in
an art gallery.
The painting showed three naked black men on a bench in a park.
The unusual thing was that two men had black penises, but the man in
the middle had a pink penis.
Two women stared at the painting and tried to make sense out of it.
The painter noted their confusion and asked, "Can I help you with this painting? ".

One of the women said, "We're looking forward to those three black men on the bench.
Why does the middle one has a pink penis? "

"I think you interpret the painting wrong," smiled the painter.
'These three men are not black men, but coal miners from around here.
And the man in the middle had his lunch at home.

[scottishjohn]

So that is what a 'lunch box' is. I always wondered!

PS just google Linford Christie - and - 'lunch box' if you are not a Brit!

Edited September 15, 2013 by scottishjohn

[Dancealot]

Do yourself a favour and let this be moved to the "worst jokes, ever" thread.

[jbrain]

Do yourself a favour and let this be moved to the "worst jokes, ever" thread.

Do yourself a favour and stop looking for an axe to grind.

[wayned]

Do yourself a favor (no u ) and stop adding extra unneeded letters to words that don't require them! AX not axe! We already know that you are a Brit!

[jbrain]

Do yourself a favor (no u ) and stop adding extra unneeded letters to words that don't require them! AX not axe! We already know that you are a Brit!

Why people always have to drag an innocent joke into a racism discussion, for the sake of creating an argument ?

And no, my mother tongue isn't English.

[wayned]

Do yourself a favor (no u ) and stop adding extra unneeded letters to words that don't require them! AX not axe! We already know that you are a Brit!

Why people always have to drag an innocent joke into a racism discussion, for the sake of creating an argument ?

And no, my mother tongue isn't English.

I apologize for trying to drag out an innocent joke into anything else it was not my intent, my comment was only made as an innocent joke also! Brits and Americans have a continuing battle over the use of unnecessary letters used in words and again I'm sorry if I offended you in any way, no harm intended!

[scottishjohn]

Do yourself a favor (no u ) and stop adding extra unneeded letters to words that don't require them! AX not axe! We already know that you are a Brit!

Why people always have to drag an innocent joke into a racism discussion, for the sake of creating an argument ?

And no, my mother tongue isn't English.

I apologize for trying to drag out an innocent joke into anything else it was not my intent, my comment was only made as an innocent joke also! Brits and Americans have a continuing battle over the use of unnecessary letters used in words and again I'm sorry if I offended you in any way, no harm intended!

I wouldn,t worry, I think he likes to feel offended. Look at his handle and a few other replies he has made!

PS; Why do you remove all these lovely letter we Brits like so much. Are you saving them up to make a 'nu cheep dikshunry'

Edited September 17, 2013 by scottishjohn

[scottishjohn]

Do yourself a favor (no u ) and stop adding extra unneeded letters to words that don't require them! AX not axe! We already know that you are a Brit!

Why people always have to drag an innocent joke into a racism discussion, for the sake of creating an argument ?

And no, my mother tongue isn't English.

What about your father tongue?