GrantSmith Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Won't be any buffalo charging anywhere, they're all too sick to travel from up north.. Men empty your pockets and save the buffalo from certain doom! Hahahah apocalypse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TallGuyJohninBKK Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 (edited) If the government only had some propeller boats on the river, they could escape unscathed... Or borrow the AOT folks to perform another exorcism ceremony.... Thailand, the Hub of Science and Reason Edited October 8, 2013 by TallGuyJohninBKK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noitom Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 The astrologers and soothsayers say that we are nearing a story on Thai shrimp and hat business is booming and the water is clear of all oil deposits from the PTT spill. The oil spill and clean up just died out of the Thai news and astrology news is more pressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jayboy Posted October 8, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2013 Apocalypse? Not Now! The Horror! Who shall play Kurtz in this modern retelling of a classic? There is probably only one person who many would like removed with "extreme prejudice". Look, we know that Abhisit is an incompetent disgrace but that's no way to deal with the problem.Simple resignation is sufficient. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allan michaud Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Beam me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnmcc6 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Abbott and Yingluk together now there is a combination. I bet she walks away shaking her head thinking who on gods earth was that tool. He will actually be making her look very good on the political stage. another Abbott hater sooking over the loss of Dud and his party...colour me gloating!!! lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 "The Saturn is approaching Rahu in the Tula zodiac, which is aimed at Mesa zodiac," Mr. Boonlert said, "This portends a great chaos in Bangkok". Of course it is. Thank goodness for amulets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thait Spot Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Anyone seen the 4 horses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docno Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Reading the title of this, I expected it to be about the possibility of flooding in the coming weeks. This piece was far more entertaining however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicstuff Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I heard a giant meteorite is heading straight for BKK...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangTalk Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Nevertheless, Mr. Prompong Nopparit, the spokesman of the ruling Pheu Thai Party, said the apocalyptic prediction of 8 October is "unscientific". "There has been many such prophecies which turned out to be false, such as the Doomsday prediction few years ago," Mr. Prompong said.He said in a press conference that the leadership and the members of the party are not daunted by the prediction, and added that the party has no plan to conduct any ceremony to ward off the prophesied disaster. http://www.khaosod.co.th/en/view_newsonline.php?newsid=TVRNNE1URTBNVEl5TWc9PQ%3D%3D§ionid=TURFd01BPT0%3D Common sense from PTP. Don't the Democrats realise how stupid they sound? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbamboo Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 (edited) Boonlert's comment reminds of another dippy character's famous astrological prophecy.... "When Pluto enters Uranus you'll really be buggered" D. Duck, Disneyland. Edited October 8, 2013 by bigbamboo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siripon Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Nevertheless, Mr. Prompong Nopparit, the spokesman of the ruling Pheu Thai Party, said the apocalyptic prediction of 8 October is "unscientific". "There has been many such prophecies which turned out to be false, such as the Doomsday prediction few years ago," Mr. Prompong said. He said in a press conference that the leadership and the members of the party are not daunted by the prediction, and added that the party has no plan to conduct any ceremony to ward off the prophesied disaster. http://www.khaosod.co.th/en/view_newsonline.php?newsid=TVRNNE1URTBNVEl5TWc9PQ%3D%3D§ionid=TURFd01BPT0%3D Common sense from PTP. Don't the Democrats realise how stupid they sound? There was a big ceremony in Chiang Mai 2 days ago led by a prominent abbot to halp ward off bad luck for Yingluck. The northern monks often preside over rites to assist the Shinawat clan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 (edited) The suspense is killing me only 11hrs to go Edited October 8, 2013 by barmatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackJack Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Apocalypse has been postponed due to the rain Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo the Face Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Boy, when a fiery chasm opens beneath parliament house, and the four buffalo riders of the Thai Apocalypse, otherwise known as Flood, Pestilent rice, Vote buying and Fleeing from justice, come forth in satanic splendour, will some people here have egg on their faces! In fact, forget the fiery chasm, the riders are here already.If the egg on their faces makes their skin whiter, then they'll think; 'great!'Four buffalos? Doubtful. Buffaloes are too smart to go charging in to a fiery chasm. More likely they'll be riding four 15 year old Honda Dreams, all burping and coughing smoke (the bikes and the riders). Sorry Boo boo..... Parliment meets in Bkk so they cannot be in 15 year old cars..... Police will now be saying no cars in Bkk older than 10 yrs old Must be true.... I read it in the newspaper just this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbfisher Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Who cares about the politics, Yingluk looks great as always! 'Fat bottom girls they make this rockin' world go 'round.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbfisher Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Abbott and Yingluk together now there is a combination. I bet she walks away shaking her head thinking who on gods earth was that tool. He will actually be making her look very good on the political stage. another Abbott hater sooking over the loss of Dud and his party...colour me gloating!!! lol Australians have a habit of votiing for dreadful Liberal leaders out of spite for labour not out of love for their country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baerboxer Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Nevertheless, Mr. Prompong Nopparit, the spokesman of the ruling Pheu Thai Party, said the apocalyptic prediction of 8 October is "unscientific". "There has been many such prophecies which turned out to be false, such as the Doomsday prediction few years ago," Mr. Prompong said. He said in a press conference that the leadership and the members of the party are not daunted by the prediction, and added that the party has no plan to conduct any ceremony to ward off the prophesied disaster. http://www.khaosod.co.th/en/view_newsonline.php?newsid=TVRNNE1URTBNVEl5TWc9PQ%3D%3D§ionid=TURFd01BPT0%3D Common sense from PTP. Don't the Democrats realise how stupid they sound? Agree - we've had so many of these doomsday prophecies since the new milenium, and we're all still here. Good to see some common sense from any politician. But,wait. Didn't PTP's esteemed thinker, post worries about this prediction on his fb account? Guess he's not one for common sense then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim walker Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 She has her fairy dust in her handbag so I am sure she is not worried in the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshiwara Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Abbott and Yingluk together now there is a combination. I bet she walks away shaking her head thinking who on gods earth was that tool. He will actually be making her look very good on the political stage. Clones are not paid to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingtongteesood Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Not really fortune telling to say there will be violence at any time of the year here as it never seems to stop.....if the government handles floods in Bangkok the same this time as it did 2 years ago, they are in for a whole heap of trouble. People who were purposely flooded last time still haven't received the promised money for repairs and if those MP's try to purposely flood them again to save somewhere else you can bet your ass someone is going to die.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Only a few hours to go for the 8th...has YK's head exploded yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winstonc Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Don't worry all you Thai Visa posters. Having predicted the apocalypse, he is now saying that every member of the Government and PTP, along with their attendant red shirts should gather on top of Doi Inthanon on 10 December (Human Rights Day); where a white bearded man will descend from the clouds and give them a lecture on Democracy, truth and honesty. After this happening the people of Thailand can look forward to the abolition of corruption, proper teaching within the education system, sensible traffic laws, a police force that no longer believes that it owns the law (rather than enforce it), a full confession from the Sociopath of Montenegro, driver training and discipline with a consequent massive reduction in road deaths and an end to the rice scams. Indeed, they may even treat expats as people, rather than something the dog brought in! nice try.......almost as realistic as the main story..but points for the ammusing effort young ianf.l applaud your fine sence of humour.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxLee Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 (edited) The only XXXXisting apocalypse that is currently occurring now is the flood 2013, And that'd be just the beginning for many years to come... Edited October 8, 2013 by MaxLee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habs Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeThePoster Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 One such self-professed astrological expert is Mr. Boonlert Pairin, who also happens to serve as an MP of the Democrat Party. How predictable really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDweeb Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Mr. Prompong Nopparit, the spokesman of the ruling Pheu Thai Party, said the apocalyptic prediction of 8 October is "unscientific". About the only sensible thing he's said in ages, but Thaksin fell for it and commented on FB about it. A pic there of two deeply despised leaders, who can claim 'people's mandate' but are wholly unsuitable for a variety of reasons. Fair suck of the sauce bottle mate. Abbott hasn't even warmed the seat of power yet, so describing him as a "deeply despised" leader is rather over the top. And like it or not, Australia has a pretty stable, long running democracy and the people really didn't want K.Rudd or his predecessor (who indeed managed to become even more unpopular than Keating did in his day - quite an achievement that). As for Yingluck, well she is just a sock puppet worthy of nothing but contempt for just that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDweeb Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 "The Saturn is approaching Rahu in the Tula zodiac, which is aimed at Mesa zodiac," Mr. Boonlert said, "This portends a great chaos in Bangkok". Of course it is. Thank goodness for amulets. Hmm .. I know someone who has an impressive collection of crucifixes. I think it would be illogical and exceedingly unfair to claim (or imply) that she is a nutter for collecting these objects, or in fact to infer she is even a Christian. Who gives a FF if the Former Thai PM collects fortune cookies, amulets or pictures of Che Guevara? It is irrelevant. I have noticed a lot of people are blind to their own illogical fallacies - most caused by their irrational hatred of something or other. Sad that there are so many to be seen around TV. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDweeb Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Abbott and Yingluk together now there is a combination. I bet she walks away shaking her head thinking who on gods earth was that tool. He will actually be making her look very good on the political stage. another Abbott hater sooking over the loss of Dud and his party...colour me gloating!!! lol Australians have a habit of votiing for dreadful Liberal leaders out of spite for labour not out of love for their country. Usually it is an act of desperation to escape from the dross Labor clowns that they inadvertently voted in after a long period of boredom with competent but astoundingly dull Liberal politicos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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