A Shark's Tale

[ThaiPauly]

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawans were swimming around in the sea, one called justin the other called Christain.

The Prawns were constantly being harrased and threatened by sharks and finally one day Justin said to Christian "Im fed up with being a Prawn , I wish I was a shark then I would have no worries about being eaten". At that very moment a large , mysterious Cod appeared and said "Your wish is granted" and hastily swam away- then a few seconds later Justin turned into a Shark.......

Horrified by ths sudden change to Justin, Christian swam away as fast as he could scared stiff that his old freind would eat him.

Well time passed as it invariably does and Justin found life as a shark very dull, uninteresting and lonely. All his old Prawn mates swam away as soon as they saw him for fear of being eaten..poor Justin never realised that his wish could have ever caused him so much sorrow.

then whilst swimming alone as usual one day and feeling ever more lonely he saw the mysterious Cod and immediatley asked him if he would graciously grant him just one more wish , that he could be changed back to a prawn. After a lot of thought the Cod agreed and Justin turned back into a Prawn. With tears in his little eyes he swam back to where all his old Prawn freinds and family lived.

Looking around he could not see his best freind Christain , "Where's Christian" he cried, only to be told that Christian had never left his home since the day Justin had turned into a Shark and had become a sorrowful Hermit Shrimp. Eager to see his pal and put things right with him he eagerly swam to Christian's little home. As he opened the little coral gate happy memories came flooding back to him. He banged hard on the door and shouted "It's Me, Justin your old freind, open the door and let me in" No Way" Christian replied, "You're trying to trick me to open the door so you can eat me" No I'm not trying to trick you" he cried. "That was the old me, I'm different now and have seen the error of my ways

I have found Cod and I'm a Prawn Again Christian"

[lampard10]

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawans were swimming around in the sea, one called justin the other called Christain.

The Prawns were constantly being harrased and threatened by sharks and finally one day Justin said to Christian "Im fed up with being a Prawn , I wish I was a shark then I would have no worries about being eaten". At that very moment a large , mysterious Cod appeared and said "Your wish is granted" and hastily swam away- then a few seconds later Justin turned into a Shark.......

Horrified by ths sudden change to Justin, Christian swam away as fast as he could scared stiff that his old freind would eat him.

Well time passed as it invariably does and Justin found life as a shark very dull, uninteresting and lonely. All his old Prawn mates swam away as soon as they saw him for fear of being eaten..poor Justin never realised that his wish could have ever caused him so much sorrow.

then whilst swimming alone as usual one day and feeling ever more lonely he saw the mysterious Cod and immediatley asked him if he would graciously grant him just one more wish , that he could be changed back to a prawn. After a lot of thought the Cod agreed and Justin turned back into a Prawn. With tears in his little eyes he swam back to where all his old Prawn freinds and family lived.

Looking around he could not see his best freind Christain , "Where's Christian" he cried, only to be told that Christian had never left his home since the day Justin had turned into a Shark and had become a sorrowful Hermit Shrimp. Eager to see his pal and put things right with him he eagerly swam to Christian's little home. As he opened the little coral gate happy memories came flooding back to him. He banged hard on the door and shouted "It's Me, Justin your old freind, open the door and let me in" No Way" Christian replied, "You're trying to trick me to open the door so you can eat me" No I'm not trying to trick you" he cried. "That was the old me, I'm different now and have seen the error of my ways

I have found Cod and I'm a Prawn Again Christian"

You should have saved that for the monday pun.............it would have beaten BM'S