Visiting Friends

[John_Betong]

Two old school mates, Tony Bennett and Sam Plank went into the music business when they left school. They opened a little Discotheque in the small town where they lived. One day, Tony got run over by a bus. He was such a good man that he went straight to heaven. The years passed by. Tony had married a female Angel and they had two little Angelets. One day Tony turns to his wife Madonna and says " I wonder how my old mate Sam is doing.?"

She replied " You're due for a weekend pass, why don't you pop down and see him?"

So Sam puts on his best long white Angel gown, dusts off his best gold harp and sets off.

The weekend went well. He visited some of his own haunts, and frightened the life out of Sam.

He gets back to Heavens Gate and ten to twelve. He is just about to knock on the door, when he looks down. " Jesus H. Christ" he yells, and scampers back to Earth.

Three oclock in the morning he returns. His wife is waiting outside the door to Heaven, her hair in curlers with a rolling pin in her hand. " Where the Hill have you been!"

Tony looks at her, smiles, opens his arms and starts singing

"I left my harp, in Sam Planks Disco"