DeathbyDurian Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Just thought I'd share: KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships. A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman. The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st. The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman. He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any. Nor any teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
game4shame Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 (edited) Just thought I'd share:KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships. A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman. The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st. The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman. He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any. She must give mind-blowing head then. Edited May 3, 2006 by game4shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PREM-R Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Just thought I'd share:KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships. A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman. The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st. The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman. He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any. 19 of the womans previous husbands are reported to have died from "mushroom poisoning" whilst the 2oth died from "head injuries" When asked about the cause of the head injuries to her 20th husband the woman replied " He wouldn't eat his mushrooms" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Here she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 It's the old Mother Theresa fetish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seonai Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Unreal - a witch who eats men???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 She must give mind-blowing head then. Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 She must give mind-blowing head then. Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place. I woud'nt want to Johnb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
game4shame Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 She must give mind-blowing head then. Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place. is that an extensive statement or restricted to this case?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogoso Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 She must give mind-blowing head then. Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place. Let me think this over, how many husbands, how many husbands estates, how much money does this lady have,she must look real good to a poor muslim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 This guy must be mentally Ill, or very very desparate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinrada Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Or maybe hes just fed up with the singles scene...Go Go bars,late nights.. etc and just wants to settle down with a good woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippybangkok Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Wonder what she's wearing on the 1st Honeymoon night ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Wonder what she's wearing on the 1st Honeymoon night ? I hope it's something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oopapasan Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Just thought I'd share:KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships. A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman. The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st. The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman. He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any. She is a Muslim,once they cover up they all look the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmeriThai Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Not nearly as hot looking as Granny Grunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathbyDurian Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 Wonder what she's wearing on the 1st Honeymoon night ? I hope it's something! (In old lady voice) Here I come, sonny boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 one good banging and she'd sound like a set of bagpipes for a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place then just turn her over and try and get it up in the second place , you might have more luck ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place then just turn her over and try and get it up in the second place , you might have more luck ! Geez, tax, are you trying to give me nightmares??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
game4shame Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 you're a sick man tax!!! then just turn her over and try and get it up in the second place , you might have more luck ! grab those bingo-wings and give it some welly!! actually, better watch ourselves - this is apparently a 'family show' after all still trying to figure that one out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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