Popular Post geronimo Posted November 20, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2013 Another poem ...... Soi Dogs Our lot is a sad one Or so it would seem But in actual fact We’ve got the cream No owner to lick No commands or orders No house to protect Or patrolling the borders We have our own social order And this works just fine, Peeing on things Which means “That’s mine”! It’s far too hot for conflict Just give us some shade, A small bowl of water And we’ve got it made! As for female company That’s nothing new The worst that can happen Is the back of the queue Oh look! There’s a group, An orgy in the ditch It’s times like this I’m glad I’m not a bitch! I can vividly remember As a cocky little stud, Jumping the line Only to taste my own blood! Territory is hard to get We patrol our patch Leaving scents For noses to catch And sometimes at night, if we’re feeling quite daring, we’ll sneak into another pack’s turf, to do some intergroup pairing! Hygiene can be a problem We all hate the lice! Then add the mozzies It’s not what you’d call nice So although we have no owners We are completely free Doing as we please Let’s have a pee! We get regular food Although it’s only scraps We just have to watch out For the poison meat traps We breed like rabbits and it never ceases Which leads to big groups A whole lot of faeces! Some people are kind they can even be fun But then there are others Who aim for a hit and run So please don’t feel sad when you witness our strife. We see it another way, We have a life! Be interested to hear other people's opinions on the street dog situation and any personal experiences worth sharing. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post geronimo Posted November 20, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2013 My dog is fourteen years old and I found her padding along the side of a busy road in search of mum and her seven siblings. She's have been no more than two weeks old so I picked her up and put her in my pocket and cycled home. She has a wonderful life and is one of the family and although she's missed out on a lot of the activities the street dogs get to do, she has a great life surrounded by those who love her. Lets' hear some more dog stories guys. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MichaelJackson Posted November 20, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2013 That life can be short We have no retort So please, you, yes sinners We dont want to end as Vietnamese dinners! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kangawallafox Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Why do some of them have balls as big as coconuts,what's the deal with that. It's caused me many a sleepless night pondering the issue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyphuket Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Why do some of them have balls as big as coconuts,what's the deal with that. It's caused me many a sleepless night pondering the issue. They need big balls to survive the streets, just like us humans. Because of their DNA their balls actually grow physically bigger. So, the bigger the balls, the meaner the dog. Hope this will help you to sleep better at night. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Why do some of them have balls as big as coconuts,what's the deal with that. It's caused me many a sleepless night pondering the issue. What ever floats ''your'' boat I suppose................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wayned Posted November 20, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2013 With a few minor changes, it could be a poem about homeless people! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sms747 Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 They are a pest and should be rounded up an killed off. They are a traffic hazard, a danger to kids and bark incessantly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelJackson Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 With a few minor changes, it could be a poem about homeless people! With a few minor changes it could be about "bar girls" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post WitawatWatawit Posted November 20, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2013 Street dog with mange It doesn't seem strange, With fleas and ticks And nits to pick. Broken and tired From the missiles fired, Cracked leg from a car, Ears battered and torn, Wish I'd not been born. Fear of rabies, A million diseases, My barks are now Just listless wheezes. Not far to go to The ditch where I live, It's quiet and warm, Safe from the storm. Tomorrow I'll venture From home once more, Find a kind person Some food, some rice, They'll take me home And that would be nice. Ahh, here's a farang, They're good for a touch, I'll whimper and simper, But not too much. If I act nice and friendly, and don't go for his crutch, I could grab his wallet And p!ss off really bloody quickly. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sms747 Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 what next a tribute to sewer rats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 ... a Bar (Attendant) Girl tribute would be interesting ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishcarlos Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 ... a Bar (Attendant) Girl tribute would be interesting ... I thought that was what Witawats contribution was ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kangawallafox Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Western Union helps contribute enough to bar girls,they even put western union umbrellas on the beaches,what does that say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted November 20, 2013 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 They are a pest and should be rounded up an killed off. They are a traffic hazard, a danger to kids and bark incessantly. Of course dear Sir! We can't have anything messing up your world of convenience now can we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 My dog is fourteen years old and I found her padding along the side of a busy road in search of mum and her seven siblings. She's have been no more than two weeks old so I picked her up and put her in my pocket and cycled home. She has a wonderful life and is one of the family and although she's missed out on a lot of the activities the street dogs get to do, she has a great life surrounded by those who love her. Lets' hear some more dog stories guys. love me,love my dog,precious moments never to be forgotten. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 They are a pest and should be rounded up an killed off. They are a traffic hazard, a danger to kids and bark incessantly. next time you throw that 25satang in the wishing well,here's one for you,please i dont want to be buried if i get caught up in an earthquake,the thought of one of them pests coming to my aid sends shivers down my [pr-k]. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilcopops Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 for others opinions why not see this thread? http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/682183-why-doesnt-thailand-do-something-about-all-the-dogs/page-7#entry7057572 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilcopops Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 When you’re walking the streets of Pattaya And the Soi dogs snarl and bark at-a-ya Just bear in mind That some twerp thought it’d’ be kind To feed it, as if that don’t matter-ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Of all the things that need to be directed at Soi Dogs poems is low on the list. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bender92 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 When you’re walking the streets of Pattaya And the Soi dogs snarl and bark at-a-ya Just bear in mind That some twerp thought it’d’ be kind To feed it, as if that don’t matter-ya? I walk every day and never have a problem. Maybe it's your snarling attitude? I feed them when I can. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post davidst01 Posted November 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2013 They are a pest and should be rounded up an killed off. They are a traffic hazard, a danger to kids and bark incessantly. let me guess.... your a bit of a pest yourself. Maybe you should bugger off back to the nanny state country that you were born in 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickjn Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Why do some of them have balls as big as coconuts,what's the deal with that. It's caused me many a sleepless night pondering the issue. They need big balls to survive the streets, just like us humans. Because of their DNA their balls actually grow physically bigger. So, the bigger the balls, the meaner the dog. Hope this will help you to sleep better at night. Sent from my GT-I9305 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app So that is why I am so meek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilcopops Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 When you’re walking the streets of Pattaya And the Soi dogs snarl and bark at-a-ya Just bear in mind That some twerp thought it’d’ be kind To feed it, as if that don’t matter-ya? I walk every day and never have a problem. Maybe it's your snarling attitude? I feed them when I can. It's a limerick! however if you think that you single experience is element....well ,take another think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wilcopops Posted November 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2013 (edited) When you’re walking the streets of Pattaya And the Soi dogs snarl and bark at-a-ya Just bear in mind That some twerp thought it’d’ be kind To feed it, as if that don’t matter-ya? I walk every day and never have a problem. Maybe it's your snarling attitude? I feed them when I can. It's a limerick! however if you think that you single experience is element....well ,take another think? by feeding the dogs you are being a major contributor to the dog problem - not just in your neighbourhood but in the country as a whole. Edited November 21, 2013 by wilcopops 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 send all these bloody dogs to Vietnam. There they will be served as dishes, same as cats and rats....Start NOW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winstonc Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 send all these bloody dogs to Vietnam. There they will be served as dishes, same as cats and rats....Start NOW vile man that you are ..go back where you come from.if you dont like it... ..neither the dogs or people will miss you....thai air is good ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDrinker Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Why do some of them have balls as big as coconuts,what's the deal with that. It's caused me many a sleepless night pondering the issue. You think too mut..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomchop Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 They are a pest and should be rounded up an killed off. They are a traffic hazard, a danger to kids and bark incessantly. You talking about dogs or farangs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sunshine51 Posted November 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2013 Oooooo...the soi dog haters are out today eh? All I wanna say is that the missus & I currently have 4 rescued soi dogs at home & they're great dogs. Excellent house guards too. All up...in the years I've lived in LOS (more than most of you-less than a few) I have had nothing but soi dogs...I don't remember the exact number but it's been quite a lot and they've all been good dogs...never a problem to me...later with the missus or our friends. They just need a chance that's all. That said...some of the severely injured soi dogs should be humanely put down but NEVER sold to the dog meat trade and anybody who advocates this should be sold into human slavery. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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