HeavyDrinker Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 some knob end in my local tonight.....bleating on "Farang" this...'farang" that, got his cheap shit whisky and coke topped up with a dollop of shit from my own <deleted>....hope that makes him wish he'd'd kept his gob shut,.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 What rugby club was this in, and where? Dance of the flaming <deleted> was it? Hope you werent singing the PC uncorrect Zulu Warrior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Well good for you, we all wanted to know that. You dollop of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren McKenzie Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 (edited) It's always painful to see adult men who can't take their drink. But perhaps I'm wrong. To paraphrase Evelyn Waugh from Brideshead Revisited: "perhaps it was the quality rather than the quantity". Then again, perhaps the OP just needs to up his daily dose from 50mg to 100mg. ---------- Either way, I wish Mr Heavy Drinker a speedy recovery. Edited November 25, 2013 by Darren McKenzie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 What rugby club was this in, and where? Dance of the flaming <deleted> was it? Hope you werent singing the PC uncorrect Zulu Warrior? That takes me back to my University days lol, Zulu Warrier song is a classic. Shitting in a drink was also one of the more unpleasant acts of the Hockey and Rugby clubs. Always makes sense to check before you tilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Thanks for re affirming my previous opinion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Todays quality topic. Can't wait for tomorrows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Can we start a sticky 'top quality topic of the week?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Turds n drinks, great start to the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoetDrunkInTheBoat Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 What bars and pubs do y'all frequent, so I might avoid 'em? If you can't handle your booze, be careful what you're apostin'. Vulgarity is the bane of my existence, on earth as it is in some pubs. I am just glad I do not need to wiff your loud beer breath, because the obscenities here are even worse than your virtual farts. I prefer smart guys and gals with money and Porches, Like they have at the club I've been going to for years. It is nice to congregate with like-minded creative people who can entertain without offending the women among us. I was a sailor, but now I am reformed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telldem Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 some knob end in my local tonight.....bleating on "Farang" this...'farang" that, got his cheap shit whisky and coke topped up with a dollop of shit from my own arsehol_e....hope that makes him wish he'd'd kept his gob shut,.... I don't get it. Do you keep a dollop of your feses on hand just for this special occasion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoetDrunkInTheBoat Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 some knob end in my local tonight.....bleating on "Farang" this...'farang" that, got his cheap shit whisky and coke topped up with a dollop of shit from my own arsehol_e....hope that makes him wish he'd'd kept his gob shut,.... I don't get it. Do you keep a dollop of your feses on hand just for this special occasion? Of course! The guy ain't dumb! He's just vulgar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 some knob end in my local tonight.....bleating on "Farang" this...'farang" that, got his cheap shit whisky and coke topped up with a dollop of shit from my own arsehol_e....hope that makes him wish he'd'd kept his gob shut,....I don't get it. Do you keep a dollop of your feses on hand just for this special occasion? Of course! The guy ain't dumb! He's just vulgar. I think you may be getting a bit on your high horse. I honestly can't see someone shitting in a drink, although it certainly is something that happens in Rugby and Hockey clubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 You always regret posting drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoetDrunkInTheBoat Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 some knob end in my local tonight.....bleating on "Farang" this...'farang" that, got his cheap shit whisky and coke topped up with a dollop of shit from my own arsehol_e....hope that makes him wish he'd'd kept his gob shut,....I don't get it. Do you keep a dollop of your feses on hand just for this special occasion? Of course! The guy ain't dumb! He's just vulgar. I think you may be getting a bit on your high horse. I honestly can't see someone shitting in a drink, although it certainly is something that happens in Rugby and Hockey clubs You gotta be kidding me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoetDrunkInTheBoat Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 You always regret posting drunk. Never a truer word was ever spoken than what you have stated here. I also have not been drinking in a month of Sundays, and I feel no worse for it. My comments have changed for the worse since I have not been drinking, but my bank account looks better, and I require less sleep too, which provides me more time to post a comment or just practice on my banjo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skint Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 The OP has shat in some Thai guys sang som coke, you Zulu warrior! Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooloomooloo Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 If true, HeavyDrinker, your personal safety from hereon in is now compromised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 What rugby club was this in, and where? Dance of the flaming <deleted> was it? Hope you werent singing the PC uncorrect Zulu Warrior? That takes me back to my University days lol, Zulu Warrier song is a classic. Shitting in a drink was also one of the more unpleasant acts of the Hockey and Rugby clubs. Always makes sense to check before you tilt. I trust you also the know the lyrics to that other PC favourite about the guy, "who used to sleep in the afternoon, so tired was he" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 What bars and pubs do y'all frequent, so I might avoid 'em? If you can't handle your booze, be careful what you're apostin'. Vulgarity is the bane of my existence, on earth as it is in some pubs. I am just glad I do not need to wiff your loud beer breath, because the obscenities here are even worse than your virtual farts. I prefer smart guys and gals with money and Porches, Like they have at the club I've been going to for years. It is nice to congregate with like-minded creative people who can entertain without offending the women among us. I was a sailor, but now I am reformed. Your chums houses have lots of external doors eh, must have money ...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoetDrunkInTheBoat Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 What bars and pubs do y'all frequent, so I might avoid 'em? If you can't handle your booze, be careful what you're apostin'. Vulgarity is the bane of my existence, on earth as it is in some pubs. I am just glad I do not need to wiff your loud beer breath, because the obscenities here are even worse than your virtual farts. I prefer smart guys and gals with money and Porches, Like they have at the club I've been going to for years. It is nice to congregate with like-minded creative people who can entertain without offending the women among us. I was a sailor, but now I am reformed. Your chums houses have lots of external doors eh, must have money ...................... Maybe just better quality Lao taken internally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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