onthemoon Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 This is so politically incorrect, but here we go: This is a record of a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today......Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"Guest: ".....What?? "Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"Guest: "Crisp will be fine."Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"Guest: "What?"Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."RoomService: "We botter?"Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."RoomService: "Wad?!?"Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."RoomService: "Copy?"Guest: "Excuse me?"RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?"Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"Guest: "Whatever you say."RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "Guest: "You're welcome" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Would like to know how Chinese is spoken in the UK/USA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Met a Chinese bloke in Koh Chang, had to ask where he was from as his Enlish was better than mine, sorry to be a thread killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayned Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Met a Scotsman recently. I asked him many times what his name was and what town he was from and finally gave up. Still don't know. Called him "you" all evening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishjohn Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Met a Scotsman recently. I asked him many times what his name was and what town he was from and finally gave up. Still don't know. Called him "you" all evening! I thought all Americans called everybody 'you all' morning afternoon and evening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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