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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic

School.

Usually, she slept through the class. One day the Nun,

called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary

Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her

friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her

in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her

class. A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is

our Lord and savior?" but she didn't stir from her slumber.

Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck

Mary Margaret in the butt.

Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once

again said,

"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question. "What did Eve say to

Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny

came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you

stick that ###### thing in me one more time, I'll break it in

half!"

The Nun fainted.

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