How To Get A Date

[alvino]

There was a loser who couldn't get a date.

He went to a bar and asked this one guy

how to get a date.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm

a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and

asked her out. After she said "No," he told

her that it was probably a good thing

because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh!!!! You're a lawyer?"

He said, "Why,... Yes I am!"

So they went to his place and when they

were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh

to himself. When she asked what was

so funny, he answered, "Well, I've been

a lawyer for only 15 mi nutes, and I'm

already screwing someone.