Who Is In Charge

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying

> to decide who was in

> charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

>

> Brain......... I should be in charge because I run

> all body functions.

>

> Blood........ I should be in charge because I

> circulate oxygen for the brain.

>

> Stomach... I should be in charge because I process

> food to the brain.

>

> Legs......... I should be in charge because I take

> the brain where it wants to go.

>

> Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let

> the brain see where it's going.

>

> ######.....I should be in charge because I get rid

> of your waste.

> All the other parts laughed so hard and this made

> the ###### very mad. To prove his point, the ###### immediately slammed

> tightly closed and stayed

> that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any

> waste whatsoever.

>

> Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief.

> Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.

>

> Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable.

> Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred.

> Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body.

> Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the ###### be in charge.