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Royalty

alvino
alvino
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Queen and Dolly

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and

they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted

to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the

Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why

she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says,

"Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever

created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see

them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same

question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes

it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the

lever.

The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks,

"What was that all about?

I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn

me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in!

Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a Royal

flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.

What a lovely groaner!!!

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