Complete The News Report

[lampard10]

Reading about the one armed throat slitter gave me this idea:

What was the story about?

" Police are wanting to interview a three foot one inch, circus dwarf, dressed in a tuxedo & driving a yellow Porsche, thought to be travelling with a seven foot tall bearded lady"

[kurgen]

Reading about the one armed throat slitter gave me this idea:

What was the story about?

" Police are wanting to interview a three foot one inch, circus dwarf, dressed in a tuxedo & driving a yellow Porsche, thought to be travelling with a seven foot tall bearded lady"

You bin sniffing the glue again old boy ?

[Totster]

Reading about the one armed throat slitter gave me this idea:

What was the story about?

" Police are wanting to interview a three foot one inch, circus dwarf, dressed in a tuxedo & driving a yellow Porsche, thought to be travelling with a seven foot tall bearded lady"

You bin sniffing the glue again old boy ?

.. Or the resin....

totster

[kurgen]

Reading about the one armed throat slitter gave me this idea:

What was the story about?

" Police are wanting to interview a three foot one inch, circus dwarf, dressed in a tuxedo & driving a yellow Porsche, thought to be travelling with a seven foot tall bearded lady"

You bin sniffing the glue again old boy ?

.. Or the resin....

not the antique resin

totster

[Chopper]

Reading about the one armed throat slitter gave me this idea:

What was the story about?

" Police are wanting to interview a three foot one inch, circus dwarf, dressed in a tuxedo & driving a yellow Porsche, thought to be travelling with a seven foot tall bearded lady"

Would it be perchance a 'hungry Hippo'? Hippo eats Dwarf

The seven foot tall bearded lady being the Hippo...

As for the Yellow Porsche, are you sure it is not red; a Red Herring?

[finninuk]

Got this from the Bridlington Evening Echo

As the Helsinki State Circus lowered the marqee and prepared to leave town, the Ringmaster Jarni Vandersaalii, found that his safe had been broken into, $56,000 and five bottles of Finlandia Vodka were missing. He rushed out to the car park to drive to the off-licence to get some more Vodka, and found his car had been stolen. On rounding up all of his crew he found that two were missing.

Police are wanting to interview a three foot one inch circus dwarf, dressed in a tuxedo and driving a yellow Porsche, thought to be travelling with a seven foot tall bearded lady.