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A middle aged woman got caught shoplifting in Tescos. In court, the judge asked her what she had taken. " A can of peaches, sir". "Why did you take them?" asked the judge. " I was hungary" she replied. " How many peaches were in the can?" asked the judge. " 6" she replied. " Right " said the judge, " I am going to send you to jail for 6 days, one for every peach". At that moment, the womans husband stood up and asked if he could speak. The judge said yes, and the husband said," she took a can of peas as well."

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