The Best Excuse

[gryphon]

The best excuse for having an affair!

The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful sexy

young woman.

"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you do

this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this

house

and I want a divorce!"

The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least

listen to what happened."

"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you cheating

creep."

"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so

defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her into my car. I noticed she was

very thin,

not well dressed and dirty. She mentioned she had not eaten for three days.

Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made

for you

last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain more

weight. When I served them to her, the poor young thing, practically inhaled

them.

Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to bathe. While she was

showering, I noticed her clothes were worn-out and full of holes so I threw

them away.

Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you no longer

wear because they're too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I

gave you

on our anniversary and you dont wear because I don't have good taste. I gave

her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you won't wear

just

to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the

expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker

wearing

the same pair.

After she dressed, I walked the young woman to the door where she turned

around and with tears of gratitude streaming down her cheeks, she asked me,

"Sir, do

you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"

[kayo]

good one Gryphon.

I´ll have to try that next time....

[cowboygwe]

Not only would she not be using it neither would I when she gets done with me.