robsamui Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 "Oh Big One"..... too funny.... for a new name for Big C... All one needs to scare off pussy cats is a water trigger sprayer.... one squirt does the trick! My neighbours cats are no longer welcome, since one decided to use my bed as a potty... Nah - yer missing the point here, I reckon!Ask yourself - which is the more fun (seeing the end result is the same) - a couple wimpy squirts with a water pistol, or emptying the entire clip of a Heckler & Koch MP5 replica while chasing down the path yelling CLEAR OFF YOU LITTLE BUGGERS? And for those with tree-bird problems, if a non-fatal solution is sought, MUCH more fun on full auto! R Birds can be considered pests in some places Sent from my iPhone using ThaiVisa app Certainly very irritating in your boxers . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 "Oh Big One"..... too funny.... for a new name for Big C... All one needs to scare off pussy cats is a water trigger sprayer.... one squirt does the trick! My neighbours cats are no longer welcome, since one decided to use my bed as a potty... Nah - yer missing the point here, I reckon!Ask yourself - which is the more fun (seeing the end result is the same) - a couple wimpy squirts with a water pistol, or emptying the entire clip of a Heckler & Koch MP5 replica while chasing down the path yelling CLEAR OFF YOU LITTLE BUGGERS? And for those with tree-bird problems, if a non-fatal solution is sought, MUCH more fun on full auto! R Birds can be considered pests in some placesSent from my iPhone using ThaiVisa app Certainly very irritating in your boxers . . . I have loads of birds creeping into my boxers last night I had 2 at a time ha ha Sent from my iPhone using ThaiVisa app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Got my gun, a Beretta. Looks, feels like the real thing lol. That shop next to Tesco is Real Guns BigC 's new favorite shop. The shop I went to very interesting. After Tesco turn left @ the traffic lights, the shop is 150 meters on the left. It has all army surplus gear plus some very interesting things, worth a visit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Got my gun, a Beretta. Looks, feels like the real thing lol. That shop next to Tesco is Real Guns BigC 's new favorite shop. The shop I went to very interesting. After Tesco turn left @ the traffic lights, the shop is 150 meters on the left. It has all army surplus gear plus some very interesting things, worth a visit. i am moving in. just tell me where to sign. i would be in hevon with guns and girls and blood and guts .... sorry was having a big c moment then........... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Got my gun, a Beretta. Looks, feels like the real thing lol. That shop next to Tesco is Real Guns BigC 's new favorite shop. The shop I went to very interesting. After Tesco turn left @ the traffic lights, the shop is 150 meters on the left. It has all army surplus gear plus some very interesting things, worth a visit. Okay, slightly confused as to where this shop is...these were your first directions Rooo going to get mine next week. When you get to Tesco Surat, turn back towards Samui, shop on left hand side after Tesco.They will also service your old one. Any chance of a map please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Got my gun, a Beretta. Looks, feels like the real thing lol. That shop next to Tesco is Real Guns BigC 's new favorite shop. The shop I went to very interesting. After Tesco turn left @ the traffic lights, the shop is 150 meters on the left. It has all army surplus gear plus some very interesting things, worth a visit. Okay, slightly confused as to where this shop is...these were your first directions Rooo going to get mine next week. When you get to Tesco Surat, turn back towards Samui, shop on left hand side after Tesco.They will also service your old one. Any chance of a map please? That shop is there, but sells REAL guns. Just keep heading down the road, the first set of lights after Tesco , turn left. The shop is a couple of hundred meters on the left with all army stuff out front. Sorry no map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 one way to find it is to walk round with a tshirt saying i hate samui. Shoot me if you not like me then have a target printed on your back. when you get shot get your friend to analyse the direction of the bullet then bingo you have your shop. Or stick a sticker with all that on your friends back and walk down that road. Once he gets pinged. follow the direction of the bullet to the shop. Got my gun, a Beretta. Looks, feels like the real thing lol. That shop next to Tesco is Real Guns BigC 's new favorite shop. The shop I went to very interesting. After Tesco turn left @ the traffic lights, the shop is 150 meters on the left. It has all army surplus gear plus some very interesting things, worth a visit. Okay, slightly confused as to where this shop is...these were your first directions Rooo going to get mine next week. When you get to Tesco Surat, turn back towards Samui, shop on left hand side after Tesco.They will also service your old one. Any chance of a map please? That shop is there, but sells REAL guns. Just keep heading down the road, the first set of lights after Tesco , turn left. The shop is a couple of hundred meters on the left with all army stuff out front. Sorry no map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impulse Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Got my gun, a Beretta. Looks, feels like the real thing lol. That shop next to Tesco is Real Guns BigC 's new favorite shop. The shop I went to very interesting. After Tesco turn left @ the traffic lights, the shop is 150 meters on the left. It has all army surplus gear plus some very interesting things, worth a visit. i am moving in. just tell me where to sign. i would be in hevon with guns and girls and blood and guts .... sorry was having a big c moment then........... Whew. Could have been worse. Much worse. Folks back home have Walmart moments. Best to keep the Kevlar on and sheep locked up when that happens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robsamui Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) Got my gun, a Beretta. Looks, feels like the real thing lol. That shop next to Tesco is Real Guns BigC 's new favorite shop. The shop I went to very interesting. After Tesco turn left @ the traffic lights, the shop is 150 meters on the left. It has all army surplus gear plus some very interesting things, worth a visit. i am moving in. just tell me where to sign. i would be in hevon with guns and girls and blood and guts .... sorry was having a big c moment then........... Whew. Could have been worse. Much worse. Folks back home have Walmart moments. Best to keep the Kevlar on and sheep locked up when that happens.... Nah - don't worry. Sheep is safe.Not sure about the rats n gerbils tho. Big C is Samui's answer to Joe Pesci. (Half way between Lethal Weapon and Harry Enfield but more lateral and minus spellchecker.) NOT A TROLL. (This post I mean, not Big C. He may possibly be a troll but this post is not one.) Edited March 26, 2014 by robsamui 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> Got my gun, a Beretta. Looks, feels like the real thing lol. That shop next to Tesco is Real Guns BigC 's new favorite shop. The shop I went to very interesting. After Tesco turn left @ the traffic lights, the shop is 150 meters on the left. It has all army surplus gear plus some very interesting things, worth a visit. i am moving in. just tell me where to sign. i would be in hevon with guns and girls and blood and guts .... sorry was having a big c moment then........... Whew. Could have been worse. Much worse. Folks back home have Walmart moments. Best to keep the Kevlar on and sheep locked up when that happens.... Nah - don't worry. Sheep is safe.Not sure about the rats n gerbils tho. Big C is Samui's answer to Joe Pesci. (Half way between Lethal Weapon and Harry Enfield but more lateral and minus spellchecker.) NOT A TROLL. (This post I mean, not Big C. He may possibly be a troll but this post is not one.) i like the joe pesci bit. spelling when he pops out in casino for a few eye balls. Harry Enfield i reckon Pau whitehouse was the brine behind him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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