Three men were sitting together recounting how they had given their

new wives their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Albania, and boasted that he

had told his wife she must do all the dishes and house cleaning that

needed to be done at their house.

He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home

to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He said he had given

his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the

cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn't see any results

but the next day it was better.

By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done

and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an English girl. He said that he told her

that her duties were to keep the house cleaned ,dishes washed, lawn

mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day.

He said the first day he didn't see anything,

the second day he didn't see anything either,

but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down,

and he could see a little out of his left eye.

Are English girls that tough? I better not tell my wife - she's English!

As we all know, one could replace the English bride with an American bride...Glad I married my Thai wife.

She will not even let me wash the dishes...she says I do not do a good enough job...fine with me, but I do dry.

i am also glad I married a Thai girl.

she will let me do the washing up which i dont mind as i have a dishwasher Ha Ha ha!!!!