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Little Johnny got dollars 20 from his dad to go lose his virginity on a hooker.



On the way to town, he stopped by his grandmother's house for some cookies.

Granny asked, "Where are you headed Johnny?"

Johnny replied, "Dad gave me dollars 20 to go lose my virginity on a hooker."

Granny, "Oh, well, just give me the 20 and you could lose it here."

Little Johnny returned home and dad asked, "How was it with the hooker?"

Johnny, "I never got to town, instead i went to granny's and used my 20 dollars with her."

Dad, "What? YOU ######ED MY MOTHER???????"

Johnny, "No, i didn't, i am sensible enough, when are you going to get sensible, do you realise how I feel when you do it with my mom?"

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