From Billy Wilder's Some Like It Hot:

JOE Nellie baby, I'll make it up to you.

NELLIE You're making it up pretty good so far.

Sugar: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.

Joe: Where did he conduct?

Sugar: On the Baltimore and Ohio.

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Osgood: You know, I've always been *fascinated* by show business.

Daphne: Is that so?

Osgood: Yes. As a matter of fact it's cost my family quite a bit of money.

Daphne: Oh, you invest in shows?

Osgood: Showgirls. I've been married seven or eight times.

Daphne: You're not sure?

Osgood: Mama is keeping score.

Edited March 27, 201412 yr by wym

Gee we're becoming a regular Burns & Allen:

I (as George) say: How's your cousin Mortimer in Sheboygan?

and you (as Gracie) say: WRT Cousin Mortimer, of course with his many SO's ...

... and then Gracie prattles on with inanities for the next 5 minutes while George nods and smokes his cigar.