My gf seems to think implants are the way to go to further her in her chosen career. I said ill pay for the right one if she pays for the left one................lol.

Seriously its not her chest thats holding her back its her darn goofy face. How does one tell a girl she is just UglY?

How about:"you are beautiful inside, but just not outside"?

And what career is that?

Why would one need implants for a career?

maybe you could suggest a different career to her that is a better match for her qualities (if she has any)

ill pay for the right one

OP, you're investing in the service industry?

What's the estimated dividend and what're the staff turn-over/ burn-out figures you're working with?

Edited March 30, 201412 yr by Morakot

this thread has potential. I just uncorked a bottle, should I make popcorn?

OP, you're investing in the service industry?

What's the estimated dividend and what're the staff turn-over/ burn-out figures you're working with?

yes and when you do your calculation to estimate the IRR for this capex programme don't forget to check the appropriate depreciation schedule for tax purposes on such assets

And what career is that?

Why would one need implants for a career?

maybe she needs wings to be a tooth fairy

"Seriously its not her chest thats holding her back its her darn goofy face."

It is of course widely known that like attracts like !

I once knew a bar girl whose BF had paid for some bolt ons. She delighted in telling me that he turned out to be a <deleted> and demanded she pay him back for said augmentation. What she did was go and have them removed and told him; there you can have them back. I called BS on this and she had a come back producing the implants in a box from behind the bar. True or not is of course open to speculation but it was good for a great laugh on the day. She was a stunner bolt ons or not.

Huge hooters often distract men from from a homely face. Maybe she has more sense than you give her credit for.

"How does one tell a girl she is just UglY?"

Could just spell it right out, Mr Universe.
Or instead take a good long look in the mirror first and reconsider that it might be nice for your girl if you supported her and made her feel good about herself, surgery or not.
Not everyone is an oil painting, and like Dorian Gray, not every attractive face is indictive of an attractive personality.

We need to see a picture of the OP first to see whether he's qualified to make remarks about other people's looks or whether he ought to walk round with a bag over his head.

Doesnt really matter what i look like- im not for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mother told me im very hansum! She said big RED BULBOUS NOSES are what girls die for!

Edited March 30, 201412 yr by choochoo

Sit her down and say she should listen to advice from experienced people, As you are old enough to be her granddad and very well experienced with ugly girls before you came here and of course having plenty of experience of having to look in the mirror everyday when you know you are ugly that she should really listen to what you have to say on the matter.

Doesnt really matter what i look like- im not for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrong answer.................

How does one tell a girl she is just UglY?

A better question would be "Why would anyone tell a girl she is ugly?"

Doesnt really matter what i look like- im not for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mother told me im very hansum! She said big RED BULBOUS NOSES are what girls die for!

...and she is???

You are involved in human trafficing or what??

Why do you keep an ugly GF ?

I have not met a Thai full stop that doesn't think they are fantastic looking...and smart

Just take her out at Night time and to dark bars and clubs, problem solved.

Hence beauty is in the eye of the beholder. When was the last time any of us looked in the mirror and said geez I am ugly?

"Seriously its not her chest thats holding her back its her darn goofy face."

It is of course widely known that like attracts like !

Or the one with the bad mouth and empty mind can't step away from their mirror. See the world with loving eyes. Chok Di

Just take her out at Night time and to dark bars and clubs, problem solved.

That's probably how he met her.

Doesnt really matter what i look like- im not for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mother told me im very hansum! She said big RED BULBOUS NOSES are what girls die for!

...and she is???

You are involved in human trafficing or what??

They are 100% self-involved. When life has the time (maybe) it will catch up with them. Then they may enjoy their just desserts. Though it might be safe to say, no dessert, proceed with , World Revolves Around Them, tech. Lies their Mother told them.

The OP should post a picture of himself, and his physique so most here can give an honest opinion on the difference between his bird and himself.

The OP will not do that though................ ............eh Quasimodo...............

My gf seems to think implants are the way to go to further her in her chosen career.

I'm wondering what GF stands for in the OP. For sure reading that she has a career where tits are important, it can't be girlfriend.

How does one tell a girl she is just UglY?

First, I'd down a few beers for courage. Then, I'd hardly find any ugly girls.

My gf seems to think implants are the way to go to further her in her chosen career.

I'm wondering what GF stands for in the OP. For sure reading that she has a career where tits are important, it can't be girlfriend.

What? Lots of guys have girlfriends that are sex workers.

Or model, actress, waitress, bartender, booth babe, salesperson, singer, dancer, really any job involving entertainment, sales or tips.

And very likely her "career" is landing the next boyfriend, could be a nice goodbye prezzie!

Oh wait, you could have some special definition of the word "girlfriend"? In that case, carry on. . .

Edited March 30, 201412 yr by wym

OP, in the dark, they all look the same.

Make sure you switch the light off before you go to bed.