ABCer Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I am more or less happily married for nearly 6 years. I do not cheat on my wife and do not look for a 'better' option. Never communicate with the girls on TLL. But for over 5 years I find lots of fun reading their profiles. My favourites are 'pearls' like: - Looking for Real Love - meaning? ... Find one every week, but it turns out not Real? - Love me, love my dog - meaning? ... Is her cow, her kids and extended family included? - Happy together forever till the end of time? - meaning? ... Looking for Eternal Life? Or promise of a quick happy death? - Have no children... Live with kids? meaning? ... Adopted? Or are kids a communal property in an extended family? - Love and Understand each other? - meaning? ... English language - none... - Education PhD, or Bachelors Degree? meaning? ... Age 18... must be from experience? In what field? - Age 53 . Looking for long term relationship. Ages 19 - 80? - meaning? ... Looking for adoption either way? - Age 56. Not sure about having more kids? - meaning? ... Lump together yours and mine? - My best feature - answers: my butt, my legs, my chest, if lucky I will show you? - meaning? ... Do you think what I think? - Looking for a good man? - meaning?... Not found yet, but love the process of going through the bad ones? - And always my favourite ones - using the GOOGLE translations. Real puzzles for language Geeks... speaking both English and Thai... I hope I'm breaking no rules in this post, but Mods know best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDrinker Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I think you need a hobby. Ever considered fishing? I'm sure you'll get loads of the 'Players" telling us all about how the dating sites are the only place to find women.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCer Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 I think you need a hobby. Ever considered fishing? I'm sure you'll get loads of the 'Players" telling us all about how the dating sites are the only place to find women.... HD, I was trying to have fun and make fun of some really funny posts on TLL. Any comments are welcome, just do not try to patronize me. Hate fishing - IMO it is sitting, doing nothing and waiting for a stupid fish to bite. Instead I have a sailing boat for a hobby. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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