Neeranam Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Does anyone know the fine for killing a cock? There are 2 noisy ones next to my house and it would be quite easy to run them over. IF a cow is 800 baht, a dog 500 baht then surely a cock is only about 100 baht. Also, can I keep the body if I pay - might work out a a cheap dinner? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the wrath of Neeranam. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Thankfully, no cocks out this way ... even though we are Farmers and rural Thailand. I agree with you and hate it when they get that morning glory thing happening! BTW, the OP made me smile ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I used to have a couple of big cocks living behind my house in Pattaya - they thought they were big, strutting around the field, making silly noises all the time. Then one day, a big bad wolf (aka soi dog) came by and huffed and puffed and gobbled them all up. Apparently he is now the big cock of the neighborhood. Gotta funny bark though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 I used to have a couple of big cocks living behind my house in Pattaya - they thought they were big, strutting around the field, making silly noises all the time. Then one day, a big bad wolf (aka soi dog) came by and huffed and puffed and gobbled them all up. Apparently he is now the big cock of the neighborhood. Gotta funny bark though. ANy idea how to train my dogs to do this? They seem pretty oblivious to them. Maybe if I disguise the cocks as cats then they;d be goners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cooked Posted April 4, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2014 I would be extremely upset if anybody killed my fighting cock. In the village, you could count on paying at least ฿2000.- for something like that, maybe some revenge on the physical level. Chickens and cocks are a part of life in Thailand, if you kill one, they will just buy another. Move to Stockholm or something.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I assume these cocks are their for a reason - to make little cocks? So the solution is to make the owner an offer he can't refuse. Free eggs 2x a month in exchange for the cocks. After you have your hands on the big cocks, drop them off in the middle of the night at one of those neighbors who don't pay they common fees etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thaimite Posted April 4, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2014 They may seem like normal cocks to you, but rest assured that as soon as their death is discovered to be at the hands of a Farang, they will instantly be promoted to prize fighting cocks of a rare pedigree worth 10s of thousands of baht each 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Bt300 round my neck of the woods. totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 there are many here who know the going rate for cock, let them speak now or forever hold their piece. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedtripler Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 my friend set his dog on one that was driving him crazy and the dog killed it and brought it back to him a couple of days later the dog limps into the house in a pool of blood ,hed nearly been chopped in half with a machete the thai neighbour must have knew what happened and took his revenge in a pretty vicious way ..............i would try and get rid of it in some way that he doesnt know what happened or at least doesnt think it was you ........ he will probably get another one anyway for whatever purpose he had that one for no mater what you do ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCer Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Somebody here mentioned 2 cocks. I felt envious for a moment. Always had one only. BTW if it doesn't wake up early and sing - it's not dead yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baneko Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Earplugs! Sent from my GT-I9300T using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDrinker Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Mine passed away peacefully years ago 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaraC Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Be careful when messing with Thai cocks, they prize them. No double entendre intended.Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tim armstrong Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Yes agree with many above. Cocks are worth money, so be careful. Not that I would advocate cruelty to any animal, but, FIL breeds them next door and has about 20. They're fairly well trained and only sometimes have a Union meeting- but usually at the same time everyday. I do know they don't like the occasional python that is after the eggs, or my watering them when they are in their cages. They also don't like geese much, but they are just as noisy. I planted a small stuffed one in the yard one day - they wanted to bonk it. FIL was not all amused. I've wondered about a large plaster one but that might strain the friendship. Unfortunately, you have to live with it - or move. Idea !! how about beer in their water ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 The death of even one cock is a sad event indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 We had both cocks and pussies that used to hang around the back of our house. The moans and clucking that went on throughout the night drove me to despair. Then one of our neighbors bought this big brown bitch that declared the area as her own. All the cocks went shy and quite and any pussies entering the area were quickly seen off, and it`s been peaceful here ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 We had both cocks and pussies that used to hang around the back of our house. The moans and clucking that went on throughout the night drove me to despair. Then one of our neighbors bought this big brown bitch that declared the area as her own. All the cocks went shy and quite and any pussies entering the area were quickly seen off, and it`s been peaceful here ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimate weapon Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I wonder if anyone has already made reference to the male sex organ since it is also known by the same name as "cock" showcasing the juvenile mentality of some tv members who would laugh at the mention of the word similar to prepubescent boys a few times younger than themselves. Rooster would have been more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I wonder if anyone has already made reference to the male sex organ since it is also known by the same name as "cock" showcasing the juvenile mentality of some tv members who would laugh at the mention of the word similar to prepubescent boys a few times younger than themselves. Rooster would have been more appropriate. Have you actually read the thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygreg44 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I love being attributed 'juvenile mentality' . . . . . it prooves that at my age, hope is not lost . . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I wonder if anyone has already made reference to the male sex organ since it is also known by the same name as "cock" showcasing the juvenile mentality of some tv members who would laugh at the mention of the word similar to prepubescent boys a few times younger than themselves. Rooster would have been more appropriate. I hear this term grumpy old farang sometimes and wonder who people were referring to...now i know. Sent from my LG-P970 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWorldwide Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I wonder if anyone has already made reference to the male sex organ since it is also known by the same name as "cock" showcasing the juvenile mentality of some tv members who would laugh at the mention of the word similar to prepubescent boys a few times younger than themselves. Rooster would have been more appropriate. Lighten up, cu, er, sir ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nautilus05 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I got charged 30 baht when my dog killed an old ladies chicken once. I was a nice guy, and gave her 100 baht to help say sorry about my dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 (edited) no laws about animals wandering in the roads then? sliced a few dogs in half but no cocks yet. I just keep driving am unable to argue with a simpleton. Edited April 7, 2014 by kannot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Thai Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You are never going to get rid off the roosters, they will always be replaced. Only option is for you to change. Take off your watch, go to bed when it gets dark and get up at first light. The cock will become a welcome call in the morning for you to begin your new day at daybreak. Live in real time, not in Western time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Several posts removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cup-O-coffee Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Agree with cooked. Move. But this time do a bit of due diligence before you slap down the first and last. I can't say enough about well being when you get home after a hard days work, and being able to get a good night's sleep. MOVE! There are for too many plum places to avoid this for you to waste a thread complaining about the status quo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLock Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I have my own cock problems. He makes that cock-a-doodle-doo noise at 3am in the morning and wakes me up every damn day. I know this sounds like an analogy, but it's not. I'm being serious. How do I keep my cock quiet? Is he looking for a female? Hungry? Stupid? ...or pot bound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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