There are 5 simple Rules to follow to find the Perfect Man.

1. It's important to find a man who can help in the home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a regular income to support the family.

2. It's important to find a man who can laugh with you and has a good sense of humour.

3. It's important to find a man you can trust and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important the man is good in bed, affectionate, caring and enjoys being in your company.

5. It's very, very important that these four men don't know each other.

Now you've put it like that, I recognise myself on all 4.

Even no 5 applies to me, their husbands don't know of my existence.

cant be me you never said handsum

But still it was not good enough.

Nr 6. Thainess.

cant be me you never said handsum

You misunderstand your wife Jake, it's hand some........as in money