I haven’t driven a car in Thailand for many a year

I have driven a rot moto si and rot golf to be clear

I have to admit though, some drivers fill me with fear

Road works ahead why slow down

My mates will look me up and down and think I am a clown

Ten men with shovels digging in a ditch

Mai pen lai eat dust bitch

Gravel roads, stones flying everywhere

Mi tong hua, why should I care

Heavy rain can’t see to pass

Mi mee pun ha! Do you think I am an arse

Shift change at factory, bright bus on the kerb

Better move over big boy, I think he has been smoking herb

Freshly laid tar sign says, “Don’t go there”

That’s the best time the roads nice and clear.

Family of four on one motor bike, give em some slack

Arai gor dai this is my track

Slippery roads, safety man says “Keep your distance”

Arai wah! Speed up it gives you more resistance.

Nicely done !

Loved it.

Combining English and Thai.......brilliant.

Must admit ... gave me a

Awesome ... Keating would be riven with rapture

Very funny, More Please!

The only bit missing was something like ;

I hit falang but it's okay

falang is rich he have to pay

Good One!

Its all good fun until someone looses an eye!

There's a lighter side?

The only bit missing was something like ;

I hit falang but it's okay

falang is rich he have to pay

A car while making a U-turn smacked me the other day. Maybe damage to the car based upon the sounds but no damage to me. The driver stopped. I did the driver a Thai-type favor. I didn't.

Awesome ... Keating would be riven with rapture

Thanks! High praise indeed.