ravip Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite." What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table." "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny said: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Lol, the old 'little Johnny' jokes! He never grows old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishjohn Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Lol, the old 'little Johnny' jokes! He never grows old. What he actually meant was Johnny said: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with the unemployed. A situation I hope you will help me relieve after dinner." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandman77 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Is this now a topic about why Thais say no please and thank you , and take everything without asking first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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