Should there be an "Australian section" to ThaiVisa?

[neverdie]

Aussie slang explained. Edited June 22, 2014 by neverdie

[snottgoblin]

Does one have to have a mullet to be a member?

Yes.

And you have to admit the pasties are the food of pussies. Real men eat quiche.

Lol, quiche???

I would think that belongs in another forum that I won't mention.

[snottgoblin]

I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ?

[ozsamurai]

Yeah that was a line ball, I would have called Harry from the Sullivan's.

Oz

[sustento]

bump.

There aren't many bumps in Oz apart from Ayers Rock

[I Like Thai]

I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ?

Drongo was another one of his

[David48]

So, you (Aussies) steal Phar Lapp, Pavlova, Russel Crowe, and now you try to make out that John Clarke is an Aussie.

Those convict chains are obviously a sign of something genetic.

Mind you, once we are outside of Oz or NZ, it doesn't really matter because it's us vs the rest of the world and a bit of brotherly rivalry can be put behind us.

Are you saying that you're a Bro from across the Ditch?

I thought you were an Aussie.

Suppose, there is still time for you yet ...

[snottgoblin]

I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ?

Drongo was another one of his

He was pretty funny old Alf.

[neverdie]

bump.

There aren't many bumps in Oz apart from Ayers Rock

Tru lad.

[neverdie]

I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ?

Drongo was another one of his

He was pretty funny old Alf.

He's the guy off the snickers ad?

[snottgoblin]

I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ?

Drongo was another one of his

He was pretty funny old Alf.

He's the guy off the snickers ad?

p

Is he?

[neverdie]

I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ?

Drongo was another one of his

He was pretty funny old Alf.

[Seastallion]

2014 Australian Citizenship test

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to

explain the origin of, the term "died in the ****"?

2. What is a bloody little beauty??

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a

spaz;

chuck a U-ey?

4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last

Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

6. Complete the following sentences:

a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?

You're going home in the back of a ?

c) Fair crack of the ?

d) Fair suck of the ?

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end

of a wedgie?

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in

their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and

does he have a wife called Cheryl?

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving

mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of

chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a TimTam.

13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30

cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?

14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten

three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the

letter"b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing"circle

work"?

19. Who would you like to crack on to?

20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

22. What does " sinkin ' **** at a mates joint and

getten para " mean?

23. What does Yeah-Nah mean?

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

That reminds me....

A chap who didn't know the answer to question 11 was walking past the butcher when he saw in the window some rissoles. Unfortunately, the "R" on the sign had the little leg fallen off so it looked like a "P"

"I'd like half a kilo of piss'oles, please"

"What!?" says the butcher..

"I'd like half a kilo of piss'oles, please, there, those things in the window".

:What the...." says the butcher and looks at the window display. He sees the sign and realises what's happened.

"Oh, sorry, that's not "P" it;s "R".

"Ok then, I'd like half a kilo of arsoles".

[David48]

Could I claim naming rights for the forum?

We could call it KINGSWOOD COUNTRY

.

[neverdie]

2014 Australian Citizenship test

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to

explain the origin of, the term "died in the ****"?

2. What is a bloody little beauty??

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a

spaz;

chuck a U-ey?

4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last

Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

6. Complete the following sentences:

a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?

You're going home in the back of a ?

c) Fair crack of the ?

d) Fair suck of the ?

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end

of a wedgie?

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in

their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and

does he have a wife called Cheryl?

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving

mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of

chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a TimTam.

13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30

cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?

14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten

three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the

letter"b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing"circle

work"?

19. Who would you like to crack on to?

20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

22. What does " sinkin ' **** at a mates joint and

getten para " mean?

23. What does Yeah-Nah mean?

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

That reminds me....

A chap who didn't know the answer to question 11 was walking past the butcher when he saw in the window some rissoles. Unfortunately, the "R" on the sign had the little leg fallen off so it looked like a "P"

"I'd like half a kilo of piss'oles, please"

"What!?" says the butcher..

"I'd like half a kilo of piss'oles, please, there, those things in the window".

:What the...." says the butcher and looks at the window display. He sees the sign and realises what's happened.

"Oh, sorry, that's not "P" it;s "R".

"Ok then, I'd like half a kilo of arsoles".

RAOFLAO !

[neverdie]

Could I claim naming rights for the forum?

We could call it KINGSWOOD COUNTRY

.

+1

[snottgoblin]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw-fGLO6T4c

[neverdie]

I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ?

Drongo was another one of his

He was pretty funny old Alf.

Did ya like that little gobla ?

[JesseFrank]

I once tried to immigrate to Australia because it looks like a country i can love.

First question immigration asked me was if I had a criminal record.

I didn't even know that was still required.

[snottgoblin]

I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ?

Drongo was another one of his

He was pretty funny old Alf.

Did ya like that little gobla ?

Superb

[Seastallion]

We have a continent all to ourselves. Of course we should have our own forum.

Can we throw the Kiwis in with you lot as well?

Of course. We need cheap labour.

You mean reliable and skillful.

[snottgoblin]

I once tried to immigrate to Australia because it looks like a country i can love.

First question immigration asked me was if I had a criminal record.

I didn't even know that was still required.

They're getting a bit choose these days. One could say, getting a little bit above their station. Edited June 22, 2014 by snottgoblin

[neverdie]

A must watch 1 minute Australian Political video ! Edited June 22, 2014 by neverdie

[JesseFrank]

We have a continent all to ourselves. Of course we should have our own forum.

Can we throw the Kiwis in with you lot as well?

Of course. We need cheap labour.

I heard they had a lot of sheep labor already.

[neverdie]

I once tried to immigrate to Australia because it looks like a country i can love.

First question immigration asked me was if I had a criminal record.

I didn't even know that was still required.

Odlie but a goody.

[Seastallion]

I don't think anyone has thought of Kath and Kim yet.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhMKARRmuLI

[neverdie]

Watch for the hidden message in this Australian Katoey commercial.

[neverdie]

I don't think anyone has thought of Kath and Kim yet.....

Nobody takes the piiissss outa the Ozzies as good as the Ozzies can

[ozsamurai]

noice!

[snottgoblin]

I don't think anyone has thought of Kath and Kim yet.....

Nobody takes the piiissss outa the Ozzies as good as the Ozzies can

Maybe The Poms