You really know that you're retired when...
It's been Monday all day, right up until the moment that your wife informs you that it's Sunday.

You dont care what the day is! its no longer of any importance.

cant wait for that...

You dont care what the day is! its no longer of any importance.

No ,thats when your dead.

You take up Raffia work.

When you look at a calendar to tell the time.

You take up Raffia work.

Forgive my ignorance but what is Raffia work? Is that like basket weaving or something?

You take up Raffia work.

Forgive my ignorance but what is Raffia work? Is that like basket weaving or something?

Indeed with brightly coloured strands,well you can make anything from a toothpick holder to a valise,in wonderful vibrant shades.

your bedtime is 3 hours after you fall asleep on the couch.

You live the moment you want when you want....the schedule belongs to you.....

You don't get a day off.

i tell you once your into Raffia work,boy,do you know you are really living.

Retirement coming up soon.

I will know I'm retired when the only thing I will worry about is when to sleep and when to eat.

(borrowed)

I don't remember the last day I worked, it's been so long and it's been a ball ever since

Yermanee

Your down to your last 5 million dollars

... someone calls you an old-fart on ThaiVisa and you don't care.

What is a weekend

You look at Yermanee's avatar and think:

Hmmmm, I wonder what the ale tastes like?

Not specifically about retirement but life in general.....

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.”

George Carlin

You look at Yermanee's avatar and think:

Hmmmm, I wonder what the ale tastes like?

You look at Yermanee's avatar and think:

Hummmm, I need to buy some softer pillows.

Your scrotum looks like 2 pool balls in a hockey sock. Budgie smugglers are no longer viable...

You don't need to be woken up by an alarm clock.

You reply on Thai visa with an essay.

When you think working for two weeks in some soul deadening sheit job that pays peanuts would be like an exotic vacation to an island paradise.

A week consist of six Saturdays and one Sunday! :-)

My wife asked me the other day..."What are you going to do today?"

I said..."Nuthin."

She said..."You did that yesterday."

I answered..."I didn't finish."

I don't remember the last day I worked, it's been so long and it's been a ball ever since

Yermanee

I don't remember the day I worked, as my philosophy has always been, when I'm too old to have a ball there is plenty of time to go work .

One has to have his priorities in order.

When you think you know everything and the others are amazed by your knowledge.

When you fart, and you don't care if the others hear you.

When you believe your wife/gf, when she tells you are the most hansum man on earth.

When you have nightmares about being late for work, while before you wouldn't give a toss.

When you start thinking of how many years you got left to live.

You know that you're retired when...

You still eye up the Beutiful Girls but you have forgotten why!

You know that you're retired when you wonder how you ever found the time to go to work!