1-Probaly dogs!

I get dogs like i never got them before, by necessity.

( i know pussy is coming soon, so i just beat you to it )

(please behave yourselves, thanks )

wardrobe (cloths i wear)

Drink more beer.

Eat less pizza.

My lifestyle is so much better. I have more money to spend. I have a bigger house. I have a newer motorcycle. I have a younger wife. Nicer dog. Women, this country is just overflowing with beautiful women of all sizes shapes and ages and colors.

I have a giant TV screen just made for watching football and great sound and leather furniture and ........

Before I was gay.

Now I am straight.

Now I do what I WANT to do, not what I HAVE to do.

My lifestyle is so much better. I have more money to spend. I have a bigger house. I have a newer motorcycle. I have a younger wife. Nicer dog. Women, this country is just overflowing with beautiful women of all sizes shapes and ages and colors.

I have a giant TV screen just made for watching football and great sound and leather furniture and ........

Not your house

Using a bum gun.

My lifestyle is so much better. I have more money to spend. I have a bigger house. I have a newer motorcycle. I have a younger wife. Nicer dog. Women, this country is just overflowing with beautiful women of all sizes shapes and ages and colors.

I have a giant TV screen just made for watching football and great sound and leather furniture and ........

Not your house

So how do you know? BTW I'm an American who fought for the Thai Army. Are you sure you know everything about Thailand?

Edited June 29, 201412 yr by thailiketoo

selfish ,self centred, dirty habits, rude, shit driving, lying I finally mastered them all..............I think Im fitting in here?

Sex, I have more sex with beautiful girls than I ever could have dreamed. Whenever I want, hassle free (mostly).

I learnt the virtues of mai pen rai. I used to be quite an angry man. Now I just save it for when I'm driving.

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150000 to 50000 Thb monthly

My biggest changes can't be seen;

Several new antibodies as a result of the various infections I've been suffering weekly.

Slower temper and more tolerance (except for jerks that trollbrag on TV).

No THC in my system.

Drink less and go to bed earlier.

Trollbrag; A particular type of trolling that involves direct or implied bragging, eg, "Why is the insurance on my three Jaguars different?" or "I have three ladies on the go at the moment, one is Chinese hiso 40kg..... another one sweats and is 50 kg........"

Edited June 30, 201412 yr by Seastallion

Come on guys, this is not an adult only website. Please refrain from OTT & off topic discussions.

bar girls were 500 baht all night 200 baht short time . hardly any Thais had a car ,tv or mobile phone.

cleaning pig s££t on my days off,

but i enjoy it

life is just better here

jake

For the first time in my life, I have my concupiscence somewhat in check.

fatter - added 5kg at least

drink more but now when I start, the binges can last several days but then non drinking periods can last upto 6 weeks.

vasectomy - still no kids, and of course a lot more sexual partners than back home - online dating is very easy

better lifestyle - or is it?

Before I was gay.

Now I am straight.

The girls here are worth it....

Relatives,

I'm accumulating them in my house faster than I can chuck them out.

Elderly relatives needing medical care, young relatives needing school or university.

ive got more money,

when i work here i get the same if not more money

but it goes further

bar girls were 500 baht all night 200 baht short time . hardly any Thais had a car ,tv or mobile phone.

1990 when I was first time in Patong.

I penniless now, but rich in experience.

Edited June 30, 201412 yr by ALFREDO

My biggest change is getting a good nights sleep.....no phone calls at 2 in the morning (or some other crazy time) to go to work.

Second biggest change....I've lost 10kg and feel better for it.

For the first time in my life, I have my concupiscence somewhat in check.

UG ... ease up with the big words ... OK?

I had to look that one up ...

My biggest changes.

I've never had kids before.

Now I have ...

Life changing for me ...

You guys make me wanna jump ship, pack my backpack and move to Thailand now .

for me its having a new thai family through my fiancé, who really do genuinely care about me - and generous in every way including giving us land in Bangkok and financial help, when I was in trouble. I wasnt expecting that and its been the best surprise to have that support network, and now that things are better and i have my own financial independence again, I can give back to them what they gave me