Heaven

[Rdrokit]

Dick and Jane planed to get married.

The night before the big event they both died in a car accident.

Meeting Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.

Saint Peter thought a moment and then said "I am not sure I will have to get back to you

later with an answer, so please come in."

After a month goes by and no answer from Saint Peter, Dick and Jane start thinking if they

get married in Heaven and it does't work out can they get divorced. If they ever see Saint

Peter they will ask him.

Finally after 3 months go by Saint Peter show up and says " I have good news for you, you

can get married in Heaven"

To which Dick replys," If it doesn't work out can we get divoriced?"

Saint Peter answers, "Jesus it took me 3 months to find a priest up hear! How long do you

think it will take me to find a lawyer!!!!"

[suegha]

Most unexpected...

[Road_Runner]

Hahahahaha

Okay here is a thought........"Where do you tell your friend to go if you are mad at him and both of you are in hel_l?"

[suegha]

Hahahahaha

Okay here is a thought........"Where do you tell your friend to go if you are mad at him and both of you are in hel_l?"

I would have thought that you just tell him to <deleted> off!!!