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Duck

Totster
Totster
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, we have no bread."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, we haven't got any f****** bread."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f****** bread! Ask me again and I'll nail

your f****** beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f****** bird!"

Duck: "Got any nails?"

Barman: "No."

Duck: "Got any bread?

totster :o

Fiirst Laugh out loud I´ve had in a while.

Cheers tots.

Got any bread.,.. :o

Edited by kayo

Chuckle, chuckle!!!

Was it the same duck who bought lipstick in Boots? Asked if she was paying cash said 'Put it on my bill."

That was really funny Totster. It kept me laughing all evening. Thank you.

No matter how many times I see this joke, it still makes me laugh.

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