Life In A Mental Home

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Life in a Mental Hospital:

>> A nurse walks into a room and sees a

>> patient pretending he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2.

>> The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie

>> replies," Can't talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne!" The nurse

>> wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse

>> enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car

>> and she asks, "Well Charlie, how was your trip?" Charlie says, "I'm

>> exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest." "That's

>> great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip." The

>> nurse leaves Charlie's room , and then goes across the hall into

>> another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating

>> vigorously. Shocked, she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?" To which

>> Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm shagging Charlie's wife while he's in

>> Melbourne".