Tchooptip Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) Or, easier and cleverer, simply go to the airport and get a one-way ticket out. May I ask you politely what are you doing on THAI visa? Edited July 25, 2014 by Tchooptip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raybal5 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Regarding point 8 of OP, I don't like hanging out in bars and l don't like women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Maybe a single man's guide to happy expat life in Thailand. Seems rather a lonely existance to me. I get the feeling of 'I am a Man, therefore I am an Island' Each to their own. That said, a well written OP. . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko123 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Totally applaud this list. Only changes I would make are: 2. DRIVING. Not sure if driving is really a key to happiness, especially in Bangkok, or anywhere where public transportation is dependable. Driving in Bangkok will forever be a nightmare for me. Where do you park? Much happier on the sky train, in a taxi or on a bus. Also public transportation provides better opportunities to talk to people. 9. HOBBY. I would elevate this to # 2 in importance on the list (maybe even # 1). Biggest determinant of whether someone is having a successful ex-pat experience over here that I've observed is if a person has a good reason to get out of bed in the morning. Thai language, Thai cooking, gardening are my main hobbies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Spot on OP...managed to hit the main points of living in the Thai culture...without denigrating the Thai...good job... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 3 and 9 i agree with. I should add that having a job is better than any hobby. To hell you say... I think the saying is 'the hell you say' Nah, it's one of those idioms that work both ways... Much like the saying(s) "I could care less" or "I couldn't care less"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cchina184 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 wow, what great advice. works for girls too i might add. unlike a lot of my friends, i love this place just like it is, but i miss a market down the street that sells household ammonia and arrid extra dry. you know you're sick when you dream about buying these two things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phra Ek Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Another one ... Use deodorant! Especially if you plan on hanging from the straps on the BTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrahamzvi Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 last but not least don't read crap like that. SORRY, I pressed the wrong bottom. I do like this letter and I do NOT think it is CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBadGeordie Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 When you meet someone, especially with a potential long term girl, start off as you mean to go on, particularly in relation to money.Oherwise your 2 week millionare attitude will come back and bite you on the bum. Seen this happen too many times before Sent from my GT-P3100B using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wichianburi1 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 The OP seems to have it nailed! I think the idea is to live with the GF but as far as possible away from the family? You know, not all Thai relatives are a problem. Yeah, I've had relative problems with a former girlfriend, but my present girlfriend ... fiancee actually ... has a wonderful family who show me a lot of respect and don't ask for money ... and they are simple sugar cane farmers in Issan. Lucky me. ...........wait till you get married, lucky you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robert888d Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Don't fall in love. 99% all end badly, some after a month and some last 15 years but most Thai relationships are disastrous......oh but mine is different you say.........just wait a few more years my friend ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonjake Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 can i ask how long you have lived here,OP, you seam to have it all sown up, well done jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine51 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 11. One set of clean dry underpants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Watcher Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) ... can you explain: the Kindness bit? I work in a school of Desperado (Thai) teachers, most of whom still look through me like I don't exist... I took some photographs to help out the (failing) Marketing department - more people smiled! well for about a week.. Then last week I bought an ill women some cough sweets and people were extra smiling {normal in the West] and saying hello (Most for the first [genuine] time!) I feel like an alien observer!!! (PS when I venture outside the school 99% of people are "Normal" (Friendly couteous etc) A lot of good advice there...... Just one other point....... Here "kindness" can be seen as "weakness"...... Edited July 25, 2014 by Maroon Watcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sdanielmcev Posted July 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 25, 2014 Sorry, but living as a monk ain't for me. I came to Thailand to interact with people, not be a hermit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Watcher Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 ... it's called delusional disorder I drive a Merc I say if it rocks your boat go for it and my partners father lives 6 hours away and has not been to see us in 10 years we visit him so easy to jump in the Merc and wizz off when I say so. In 10 + years never had a driving problem. My hobby is my 3 dogs and 7 cats and the fish in the Klong right out side our new house. Each to your own and I do not care what people might say or speak when I get out of the Merc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Watcher Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 ... probably just got a Beeema anyway You forgot to mention you microscopic nob mercman! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Watcher Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 ...interaction... hmmm that's gooood Sorry, but living as a monk ain't for me. I came to Thailand to interact with people, not be a hermit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choonpon Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 1. Live alone (don't live with the family) I have tried this before and it will never work. People are always making noise always eating all your food and never considerate of your belongings. Living alone saves you from all this madness by all means have friends a GF if you wish but living alone will make you much happier in the long run. 2. Drive yourself. Driving yourself is a big one because once you drive yourself you don't have to deal with taxi's not using the meter and fighting with negotiating fairs. You don't have to fight with drivers taking you in the wrong direction all the time and then charging you more for purposely taking the longer route. Safety is another one when you drive yourself you don't hit the gas and then slam on the brakes for no apparent reason like most drivers do around here. Or weave in and out of lanes like a madman. Although it is always dangerous driving in Thailand this is the safer way to go. 3. Don't lend money. Lending money to people here is the kiss of death it will never be paid back and it will put a strain on any relationship. If you are going to give money just give it to them as a gift and write it off as a loss. 4. Speak the Language. This one is HUGE if you speak the language naturally you will have a better time because you will know whats going on. It also puts you at a advantage because you can listen quietly observing what is going on when everyone thinks you don't understand. Speaking the language saves you money and time in so many ways and is a definite must. 5. Remaining calm. It is always best to remain calm in even the most stressful and difficult times. Use your money as the ultimate weapon if the service is bad don't come back shop somewhere else. Tip for good service and give no tip for bad service. 6. Get in shape. Working out has so many advantages it is impossible to list them all. If you are a huge scary looking dude people don't want to mess with you and life is better as a result. Thieves and criminals are looking for the easy targets the little old ladies or the drunk tourists no one is going to mess with a huge ripped dude. Also isn't it better to not look like all the fat bar stool expats that drink all day. 7. Stay away from drama situations. Stay away from situations involved with family drama like my mom needs this or my dad has this problem. These are your problems call me or come on by when it is sorted out that's why I live alone. 8. Get a hobby. Having a hobby is a good thing we all like bars and women but really if you are here for a long time there is more to Thailand than that. Go on a road trip see the sights take up painting or play a instrument something that you like. Better than being a person that sits on a bar stool for his whole life. 9. Don't over stretch your finances. There is no need to buy things you can't afford like a brand new car just to flaunt your wealth just get something that is reliable and won't break down. I would be so worried driving a nice car in this country imagine having a Mercedes Benz and parking it somewhere I would be a constant worried wreck of someone leaning on it hitting it that it wouldn't be worth having it at all. Not to mention looking rich is not the smartest thing to do if you are trying to get a good price on something. Hey why 100 Baht and your driving a 80k car. 10. Remember its Thailand not your country. This is always good to remember Thailand is a great place but of course like anywhere in the world there are negatives don't expect anything to be like it is in the west. If you adopt this philosophy you will be a much happier person. Dear OP, You speaked exactly what my husband always says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Watcher Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 ...as someone said to me - "argh! You have to have a child... why should you be Happy, all your life!" (I don't particularly agree, but at present, my Son may... Maybe a single man's guide to happy expat life in Thailand. Seems rather a lonely existance to me. I get the feeling of 'I am a Man, therefore I am an Island' Each to their own. That said, a well written OP. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 3 and 9 i agree with. I should add that having a job is better than any hobby. That would depend on the job. What is available over here...seriously? Teaching, Food Service and Running Bars is not my idea of fun. Work permits are required, and any business you do here has a good chance of losing money...at least for the first year...until you get a customer base. Senior citizens can work at MacDonalds back home...they seem to enjoy it...but I would not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wat dee Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 As to not having to good a car ,yesterday i saw a guy driving a brand new Bently ,very slowly down Sukhumvit ,my first thought ,love it ,second thought ,never drive one on Thai roads, I think roads are pretty good nowadays,main roads especially . Still remember gravel roads 20+ yrs ago. Surin roads haasip haasip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 3 and 9 i agree with. I should add that having a job is better than any hobby. That would depend on the job. What is available over here...seriously? Teaching, Food Service and Running Bars is not my idea of fun. Work permits are required, and any business you do here has a good chance of losing money...at least for the first year...until you get a customer base. Senior citizens can work at MacDonalds back home...they seem to enjoy it...but I would not. Teaching ain't the only gig in this town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhnomKhnom Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I solved your #1 with a two storied house. Top floor is mine with my food cabinet, all cooking tools, and my refrigerator. No one is to come up without permission. I help enforce that rule by never wearing any clothes upstairs. My tools are locked up and hobby room locked. Wife and I enjoy upper floor and when she has her family duties, she goes downstairs. Wife's extended family comes and goes like a circus on lower floor. TV is facing sound wall, they broke the stereo, they have a room with a door, too. Other kitchen downstairs. I would not live alone due to cessation of service and for security of free-standing house. Separate building for family solves one-story house. Maybe condo living is different. Driving myself wears me out. I am much happier getting a driver or just using taxi. I would add Learn about Buddhism. Nice list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Don't fall in love. 99% all end badly, some after a month and some last 15 years but most Thai relationships are disastrous......oh but mine is different you say.........just wait a few more years my friend ! bloody hell I am a rare specimen being married almost 25yrs.to the same one,and she's not different,and you say I have to wait a few more yrs,I got f-all now so its not goner change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbug Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 you need even more income and savings thats the biggest change to being an expat in thailand people can no longer keep surviving on less when the mist important to things on living in thailand are income and visas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailiketoo Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 you need even more income and savings thats the biggest change to being an expat in thailand people can no longer keep surviving on less when the mist important to things on living in thailand are income and visas Ya. I think the Retirement extension costs 5 baht a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbug Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 didnt you guys of an older age also need 800k in a bank? so money does come into it or even if you are paying an agent you still need more money to be an expat in this country cant do it on the cheap unless you want to be a hermit ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 you need even more income and savings thats the biggest change to being an expat in thailand people can no longer keep surviving on less when the mist important to things on living in thailand are income and visas Ya. I think the Retirement extension costs 5 baht a day. Funny thread. 5 baht a day for 1 year extension, as long as you having earnings of 2,137 baht per day. 5 bath a day for extension Marriage 1,315 per day earnings + wife's expenses. Again 5 baht for marriage with 400,000 showed in bank account for 2 or 3 months depending where you live is cheapest 1,096 baht per day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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