Speaking of urine....last night while having a pee.....it brought back memories of stewed carrots my Mum used to cook when I was a youngster.....the smell was exactly the same.

 

However, it did not taste like stewed carrots.

Speaking of urine....last night while having a pee.....it brought back memories of stewed carrots my Mum used to cook when I was a youngster.....the smell was exactly the same.

 

However, it did not taste like stewed carrots.

 

You probably forgot the salt.

just now had a flashback of a Cheech'n'Chong (tastes like...) moment there, but instead:

 

 

"oh Sire, you  remind me of a great stream of bat's piss"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"that was Wilde, SIre"

 

"well?? mr Wilde, what have you to say this time?"

 

'oh oh umm, what I meant to say was that "you are but like a shaft of gold, when all is surrounded by darkness"

 

"Oh very witty Wilde..."

I prefer to squat, does this mean i'm gay or that i'm normally drunk before i need to take a leak and risk peeing over someone elses sandal.