my wifes son tried to stay thinking get cheap living but strong words and fist shaking got him out
the mother in law came for week stay but 4months on still here cannt give old girl fist treatment
i wanted to take here to vet get big sleep needle but cannt get here out of house
and vet wonnt do house calls

Pack your suitcases, head to the door, wai at the MIL and say bye bye.

Best way I think.......

Just leave the building without announcing your departure.

 

That is how the Thais do it.

Just leave the building without announcing your departure.

 

That is how the Thais do it.

I thinks she is staying with him.

 

But I'm not sure.

 

OP: maybe playing a lot of Miley Cyrus videos at full blast?

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My MIL was invited to stay with us by both my wife and I 4 or 5 years ago and she lives in a small house we built with her in mind about 10 years ago.

 

She is a nice old stick and no trouble at all.

awk bai - preferrably in a loud voice

Call out your MIL's name everytime you and your wife are having sex.

Call out your MIL's name everytime you and your wife are having sex.

Hell no!! what if she sees that as an invitation and joins them

Stop giving your wife money until MIL is gone.
That usually works pretty quick.

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Yup. We could offer a service here Toady. I'll set the camera up on long exposure and you put a Tesco value bed sheet over your head and move slowly around the room.

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Just leave the building without announcing your departure.

 

That is how the Thais do it.

I thinks she is staying with him.

 

But I'm not sure.

 

OP: maybe playing a lot of Miley Cyrus videos at full blast?

 

 

Note to self.................... read the OP properly before replying!

the last time I said a fond fairwell and bye bye to the MiL, was just as they were putting her in the cremation oven, FiL gone as well, so technically my Mrs is an orphan now

 

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Yup. We could offer a service here Toady. I'll set the camera up on long exposure and you put a Tesco value bed sheet over your head and move slowly around the room.

Inlawbusters Co. Ltd.

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Or rentaghost

 

 

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Yup. We could offer a service here Toady. I'll set the camera up on long exposure and you put a Tesco value bed sheet over your head and move slowly around the room.

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Or rentaghost

 

 

or just send "Colin" Costas around and get him to demonstrate Badger milking...sure that will scare Mil away

 

Why is it when I think of this, I get picture of "Manuel" with a badger under is arm in my head...

 

I say to man in shop, "Is rat." He say, "No, no, no. Is a special kind of badger. Is filigree Siberian badger." Only one in shop. He make special price, only five pound.

i have dropped rat bait tablets around that look like thai lollies   but she donnt seem to have sweet tooth

Walk around the house naked.

Walk around the house naked.

 

Could be a flip side to that coin. Ewwww!

 

Just leave the building without announcing your departure.

 

That is how the Thais do it.

I thinks she is staying with him.

 

But I'm not sure.

 

OP: maybe playing a lot of Miley Cyrus videos at full blast?

 

 

Nope, this will do it, played non stop, very loud, with the visuals..........

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kaIZWjItReI

Why all that stuff? Isn't it easier to talk to her? If you don't speak Thai, use your wife as translator. Just as translator. And tell her things clearly.

My MIL is dead fit, she can stay as long as she likes ;)

My MIL is dead fit, she can stay as long as she likes

 

 

 Ha ha I wonder how many members have mil's younger than them and how many have been there.

Tell the missus she needs to leave and its p!ssing u off.

 

done

The best solution I ever heard was from an expat who, faced with the MIL having extended her two week stay to 3 months (compounded by his wife deserting the matrimonial bed in order to sleep with her mother).

 

The expat responded by packing a bag with clothes and announcing he can't live without his nooky so he'd be off to Pattaya for a week commencing two days from now. 

 

His wife disappeared into MIL's bedroom and the next the expat heard was the sound of the family motocye starting as his wife whisked her mother off to the bus station.

the last time I said a fond fairwell and bye bye to the MiL, was just as they were putting her in the cremation oven, FiL gone as well, so technically my Mrs is an orphan now

 

an orphan.any children?.....if non manna from heaven for you.No offence to the "loving" mother in laws to farangs out there.

Do what I did.....eat her!!!

wait until the Sun has gone down.

 

Getting dark - start whistling, whether a tune or not doesn't really matter - but keep up the whistling, especially with a smile as you are all-knowing that things are going to soon become better...

 

This will put the heeby jeebys up MIL.

 

 

the only downside - it might also spook the wife...

 

 

... i found out this when I got in trouble for whistling to our parrot after dinner