Air India comments "Rats can get anywhere, sometimes they hitch a ride on the food cart on the way to the aircraft"

 

 

 

 

 

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I used to do business out of India for 7yrs going there 3-5 times a yr from New Zealand, flew quit a few domestic routs in India and the planes stink, dirty and very seldom did I eat anything they served. The Indian passengers literally stunk, sweaty smelling very bad.

 

Passed thru New Deli International airport many moons ago...had to deplane...had to go toilet...had to do #2...

 

This was their passenger terminal for people from all over the world arriving in India...the toilet was a floor lever bomb-site...no toilet paper...no water sprayer...just a small cup with dirty water...

 

I was told...you are supposed to wipe your hinny with your thumb...and wash your thumb in the little cup of dirty water...

 

I vowed NEVER to become a tourist or entrepreneur in that country...

 

Talk about culture shock...!

I can't believe so many people are anti-rat! Everyone loves squirrels and chipmunks; Why? Because they have a furry tail. If Rats had a furry tail everyone would want one.

 

On one of my treks to Isan I came across a food vendor that had a collection of barbecued meat on a stick. When I noticed that there were obviously 4 legs on this critter I asked the girl I was with, what might they be? As it turns out they were rats. I didn't try one but I'm sure that anyone that did would say they taste just like chicken. Until the Colonel starts selling Kentucky Fried Rat, I think I'll just stick with chicken.

Edited August 7, 201411 yr by TimTang

Even the rats want to get out of India; too funny.
Hope they've got the correct visa if they're headed for Thailand.

Obviously, they need to turn a couple of hungry snakes, preferably Cobras, lose on the plane.   They will eat the rats.   It's really very simple.   

nope Air India needs to allow at least 10 cats on board each flight as free passengers: - ))

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Rats on an Indian plan.....im surprised the flight crew made such a fuss, everywhere i went in India the strong stench of urine on every corner, fithy buses etc etc,.... 

 

No No, They got it wrong.
Roland Rat, the TVF member was flying with Air India and he was mistaken by the air crew.
Mr Rat, please stay away from the airplanes.

I doubt it was Roland.

He always flys first class and is well know. on international circuits.

 

 

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what? only finding out now for years have been dropping them off in bangkok airport > and moving around country
and for years have been putting there droppings on TVF

The disguise didn't work :(

 

No No, They got it wrong.
Roland Rat, the TVF member was flying with Air India and he was mistaken by the air crew.
Mr Rat, please stay away from the airplanes.

I doubt it was Roland.

He always flys first class and is well know. on international circuits.
 

 
This topic was made for ratcather
 

Indeed.

Haven't seen that legend on these pages for a while......he is missed.

I doubt Air India could afford his hourly rate. ;)

GOOD ONE LIKENER1 keep it up might be able to drive old rats back underground where can wank and suck each other
as airlines wonnt take back

The disguise didn't work

 

Is that a certain former-DPM, who claims to be a master of disguises, I wonder ?

 

"Is ratatoille on the menu, on this flight ?"

 

"I almost missed my flight, just caught it by a squeak !"

 

"But he promised me a private-jet, not Poo-Air !"
 

"They let me on, disguised as a beaver, I just love Air Canada !"

 

"Air Photo-Shop is my favourite airline !"

Please stay on the topic.