Growing a thick skin helps you to deal with friendly banter on Thaivisa and helps protect against dog bites. Don't be a dour Scots whinger, man up and deal with those dogs.

Growing a thick skin helps you to deal with friendly banter on Thaivisa and helps protect against dog bites. Don't be a dour Scots whinger, man up and deal with those dogs.

Now have a driver so no need for me to confront these damn dogs anymore mate. Thank you for your input and main reason was getting a little irate at this constant slurry of insults that tend to get on one's nerves after a while.

Welcome back whereyoustay.

Sorry to hear about the dog attack, although I've often found them to be good judges of character.

whereyoustay ?

Growing a thick skin helps you to deal with friendly banter on Thaivisa and helps protect against dog bites. Don't be a dour Scots whinger, man up and deal with those dogs.

Now have a driver so no need for me to confront these damn dogs anymore mate. Thank you for your input and main reason was getting a little irate at this constant slurry of insults that tend to get on one's nerves after a while.

Well, that's very true. This website is packed with bitter drunks and bored old fatties who vent their disappointment and envy on other farangs. I guess that's their burden they'll have to live with. We won't let it affect us, they are irrelevant and kind of pathetic anyway.

I love soi dogs too but couldnt eat a whole one! Now about the dog biting, do you not just prefer a cheeseburger or something?

Welcome back whereyoustay.

Sorry to hear about the dog attack, although I've often found them to be good judges of character.

whereyoustay ?

Yes, whereustay was a former TVF member. Scot is a much nicer version of WUS, although apparently they are not known to each other

Growing a thick skin helps you to deal with friendly banter on Thaivisa and helps protect against dog bites. Don't be a dour Scots whinger, man up and deal with those dogs.

Now have a driver so no need for me to confront these damn dogs anymore mate. Thank you for your input and main reason was getting a little irate at this constant slurry of insults that tend to get on one's nerves after a while.

Well, that's very true. This website is packed with bitter drunks and bored old fatties who vent their disappointment and envy on other farangs. I guess that's their burden they'll have to live with. We won't let it affect us, they are irrelevant and kind of pathetic anyway.

packed with fatties and drunks? How do u know, tubby?

I always run after aggressive dogs and kick the s*it out of them, even in the owner's front yard.

I have found that both dogs and humans steer well clear of nutters.....

I always run after aggressive dogs and kick the s*it out of them, even in the owner's front yard.

I have found that both dogs and humans steer well clear of nutters.....

Hahaha.... love it mate .. now that was funny ...... cheers !!!!

WOOF WOOF GRRR "BOOF" ow ow ow......

Op too long. Going by thread title, dogs can sniff fear and will take the piss. Walk around like you can, and will, have the power to kill

Thanks, Scott.

I had a laugh of the week.

Thai dogs - racist/xenophobic! Dogs have better noses than people. Maybe they find your smell different? Dogs can perceive fear and attack. Maybe you are afraid of dogs?

Thai dogs - corrupt! Try to bribe them by something tasty. Be careful though - if the treat is not enough - they might eat you.

Thai dogs - cowardly! Try to carry a 1,2 m cane stick. You get respect and even may be accepted as the Leader of the Pack.

Thai dogs - are Thai! This is their country. Try to move to a place not marked by their piss-poles.

Thai dogs - are dogs! Try to study dog psychology. Beware of the fact that group (pack) psychology is different from individuals. Just like in humans.

Thanks again for a good laugh. Do not get upset. Some of my jokes have good ideas in them. Peace...

living by the river in bkk.says it all,i was bitten over 30yrs.ago by 2 of them river dogs,didnt hurt much just a couple of thousand bht. the op needs to stay away from them,they can seriously damage your health and wealth.

and stop swimming in the river.

living by the river in bkk.says it all,i was bitten over 30yrs.ago by 2 of them river dogs,didnt hurt much just a couple of thousand bht. the op needs to stay away from them,they can seriously damage your health and wealth.

and stop swimming in the river.

Who knows that may be were he baths...........

Welcome back whereyoustay.

Sorry to hear about the dog attack, although I've often found them to be good judges of character.

whereyoustay ?

Yes, whereustay was a former TVF member. Scot is a much nicer version of WUS, although apparently they are not known to each other

I remember perfectly this modest and universally appreciated honorable member

I did not know he had taken an early retirement (banned)

1) dogs can sense fear.

If they know you are afraid, they will attack.

2) dogs are very good judges of character and intent.

If you are untrustworthy, shifty, sneaky or plan to do wrong, they will know and respond.

I have had dogs who just didn't like certain people I thought were my friends.

In time these people proved the dogs to be right.....they actually were bad, untrustworthy people.

Helpful hint:

I worked for a utility company for years.

The meter readers were always in danger of bites from dogs.

The best method of protection they found was....

A stick, like a broom stick about 4-5 ft long with a punctured tennis ball on the end of the stick

If approached by an angry dog, present the ball on the stick.

The dog will grab the ball and stay that distance from you.

This should give you a chance to evade him.

I have seen this work a few times.

It never hurts to have a good walking stick.

( three legs are better than one?)

Welcome back whereyoustay.

Sorry to hear about the dog attack, although I've often found them to be good judges of character.

whereyoustay ?

Yes, whereustay was a former TVF member. Scot is a much nicer version of WUS, although apparently they are not known to each other

I remember perfectly this modest and universally appreciated honorable member

I did not know he had taken an early retirement (banned)

So did I provide you with a wise answer or is this a foolish question?

YOU ARE #1 legend poster Mr Tchooptip ! -I dig ur signatures 555555

Yes, whereustay was a former TVF member. Scot is a much nicer version of WUS, although apparently they are not known to each other

I remember perfectly this modest and universally appreciated honorable member

I did not know he had taken an early retirement (banned)

So did I provide you with a wise answer or is this a foolish question?

YOU ARE #1 legend poster Mr Tchooptip ! -I dig ur signatures 555555

So did I provide you with a wise answer or is this a foolish question?

Neither one nor the other (happened some times) but surely not a bad news (early retirement of our common friend this member)

As for the legend poster it must be a confusion between two names Mr neverdie

I always run after aggressive dogs and kick the s*it out of them, even in the owner's front yard.

I have found that both dogs and humans steer well clear of nutters.....

Hahaha.... love it mate .. now that was funny ...... cheers !!!!

You don't know Simon that well Scot, he was deadly serious. He's the president of the nutters club.

Yes, whereustay was a former TVF member. Scot is a much nicer version of WUS, although apparently they are not known to each other

I remember perfectly this modest and universally appreciated honorable member

I did not know he had taken an early retirement (banned)

So did I provide you with a wise answer or is this a foolish question?

YOU ARE #1 legend poster Mr Tchooptip ! -I dig ur signatures 555555

So did I provide you with a wise answer or is this a foolish question?

Neither one nor the other (happened some times) but surely not a bad news (early retirement of our common friend this member)

As for the legend poster it must be a confusion between two names Mr neverdie

Please, people call me Sir neverdie, Mr neverdie was my father......I fed him to a pack of wild dogs.....speaking of which has anyone seen my pack of wild dogs.....they don't like farang much. ????

Dear Sir Neverdie there has been several reports on national TV

That a pack of wild dogs has been discovered gnawing on a young male farang in a small soi located in Bangkok very close to the river and forensics would like your assistance in

identifing the remaining bone of this young man.

Dear Sir Neverdie there has been several reports on national TV

That a pack of wild dogs has been discovered gnawing on a young male farang in a small soi located in Bangkok very close to the river and forensics would like your assistance in

identifing the remaining bone of this young man.

Aye a boney Lad fae Scotland ... me hahaha

And what cant take it ?

And what cant take it ?

Not sure quite what u mean mate .. but just meant I would have been the dogs victim ... Goodnight time for me sleep ... cheers

OK Scott good night, I was stiring Sir Neverdie, Did you know he is a knight ?

Dear Sir Neverdie there has been several reports on national TV

That a pack of wild dogs has been discovered gnawing on a young male farang in a small soi located in Bangkok very close to the river and forensics would like your assistance in

identifing the remaining bone of this young man.

Dago Esq,

I willl leave it now, the bones help the k9 clean their teeth.

I secretly am hoping the deceased is not scot as he provides much entertainment, albeit wacky entertainment to the forum.

Please report all other matters to my toll free number.

And what cant take it ?

Not sure quite what u mean mate .. but just meant I would have been the dogs victim ... Goodnight time for me sleep ... cheers

Dear Scotty,

I think the term is 'Dogs breakfast' !

the latest news coming from the riverside in bkk.is that our friend who has bad eyesight has been barking up the wrong tree,they are not a pack of wild dogs that have been biteing him but a pack of GIANT RATS KNOWN AS A COYPU.

scotbkk.was last spotted on the bank of the river talking to himself YOU DIRTY RAT YOU.

so come on scotty apologize to all them dogs you accused.

the latest news coming from the riverside in bkk.is that our friend who has bad eyesight has been barking up the wrong tree,they are not a pack of wild dogs that have been biteing him but a pack of GIANT RATS KNOWN AS A COYPU.

scotbkk.was last spotted on the bank of the river talking to himself YOU DIRTY RAT YOU.

so come on scotty apologize to all them dogs you accused.

Great investigative work Meaty!

I would like to hear RolandRats take on this as there is normally two sides to every tale. Maybe scot was trying to have his evil way with our rodent friends & they turned on him? Just a though because I'm led to believe scots a mad roota

Who wants to carry a water pistol or large stick wherever you go? I bet Thai people aren't going to like to see a foreigner with a large stick hurting their dogs.

Has anyone seen the American TV show The Dog Whisper with Cesar Milan? Confidence is key.

Edited August 25, 201411 yr by benj005