Mastercard Wedding,

[redrus]

JUst got this off a mate.

You gotta love this guy. This is a true story about a

recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno

mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300

guests.

MASTERCARD WEDDING

After the wedding and towards the end of the

reception, the groom

got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd

He asked everyone to take their

seats and said that he wanted to thank everyone for

coming, many from long distances,

support them at their

wedding. He especially wanted

to thank the bride's and his family

and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such

a lavish reception. As a token of his deep

appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a

special gift just from him. So taped to the

bottom of everyone's chair, including the

wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his

gift to everyone, and asked them to open their

envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with

the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them

weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests'

reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best

man and said, “F--- you!"

he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd

and said, "I'm outta' here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the

morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding

immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through

with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over

$32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing

the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family

members.

This guy has nuts the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard"priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000.

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MASTERCARD.

redrus

[bwana1952]

Sorry to be the one to have to tell you, and by extension your mate, but this one is an urban legend. For a complete run down on this story look here . . .

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

[redrus]

Sorry to be the one to have to tell you, and by extension your mate, but this one is an urban legend. For a complete run down on this story look here . . .

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

Mate, I kind of imagined it would be just, couldn't arsed looking. It amuzed me.....

redrus

[suegha]

Doesn't matter if it's an urban myth - it's still funny!

[agsnowdon]

and I'm sure this was posted last week or so ago