Taxi sign warns passengers to keep it in their pants

[Halfie]

Obviously this must be epidemic. Those poor taxi drivers.

[BuddhistVirus]

Than I should walk around with a sign no cheating, no over pricing, no refusing fares, no talking

on mobiles while driving, no funny smells from some air fresheners or dry leafs, no running

away with luggage, and always have change in your pockets from a hundred baht note...

should I go on??/

Yes please, go on...I am liking this.

[NCFC]

My gf won't allow hanky panky in the car as she says it is protected by a guardian spirit. Fortunately, the house isn't.

[ajarnmarc]

I thought that was why they started charging service charge in Samui...

which translates to mean,

the taxi was providing a service for the ones that can settle their affairs quickly,

before their destination.

If this isn't the case,

it certainly should be;

for the prices these taxis charge for short hops around the island.

[JacChang]

Once I sat on the passenger seat eating and the taxi passenger pointed to a sticker on the glove compartment. A stickman farting with a red cross.

[Gracas]

Yeah, taxi drivers are telling me this all the time. I am usually alone in the taxi.

I do enjoy a good taxi ride.

[farangbanok]

^^ I thought taxis had to give you a ride.....this would leave a lot of punters on the verge.

Very appropriate considering that "verge" is a French slang term for d**k!

[sipi]

No <deleted> in a cab? Lord forbit, they'll ban it on the beach next. His requests are reasonable. Wait 3 minutes and find a more appropriate place.

[tubby johnson]

I always sit in the back seat and pick my nose or massage my nutsack to pass the time.

[belg]

so ok to vomit, to piss or take a shit, right

[kannot]

I have sign " no hacking to death with a machete" when in dispute