Blonde Joke

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not

allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then

he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the

ceiling and made funny noises.

My coworker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss

would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes

later the boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a

couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker followed

me, the boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"