Boon Mee Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 A Blonde Story Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette tells her sister, “There’s a bull for sale at this farmers. When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.” The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599.00, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks to the telegram office, and says, “I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul the bull home.” The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, “It’s just 99 cents a word.” Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette has only $1.00 left. She realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, “I want you to send her the word “comfortable”. The telegraph operator shakes his head. “How is she ever going to know you want her that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word “comfortable?” The brunette explains, “My sister’s a blonde. The word is big. She’ll read it slow. (Com-for-da –bul) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 A Blonde StoryTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette tells her sister, “There’s a bull for sale at this farmers. When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.” The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599.00, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks to the telegram office, and says, “I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul the bull home.” The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, “It’s just 99 cents a word.” Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette has only $1.00 left. She realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, “I want you to send her the word “comfortable”. The telegraph operator shakes his head. “How is she ever going to know you want her that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word “comfortable?” The brunette explains, “My sister’s a blonde. The word is big. She’ll read it slow. (Com-for-da –bul) I loved it Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 very good Boon Mee - stay in here and keep them coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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